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20 Funny Star Wars Jokes and Comics

May the farce be with you! Here are 20 funny Star Wars jokes and comics by Boys’ Life readers that would even make Darth Vader laugh. Do you know a funny Star Wars joke? Click here to send in your joke.

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Greg: Which Star Wars character travels around the world?
Craig: Who?
Greg: Globi-wan Kenobi!

Joke submitted by Greg A., Aromas, Calif.


Tom Swiftie: “Let’s watch ‘Star Wars’!” Tom said forcefully.

Joke submitted by Stephen C., Alexandria, Va.


Matthew: What does a Star Destroyer wear to a wedding?
Daniel: What?
Matthew: Bow ties, of course!

Joke submitted by Matthew C., Farmington, N.M.


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Deena: Why was the droid angry?
Mark: Why?
Deena: People kept pushing its buttons.

Joke submitted by Deena L., Provo, Utah
Comic by Daryll Collins


Daffynition: Lukewarm— A Jedi who can’t find the thermostat.

Joke submitted by Jess C., Mason, Ohio


Luke: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
Leia: Not sure.
Luke: To get to the Dark Side.

Joke submitted by Luke C., Elm Grove, Wis.


Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
Luke: How do you know?
Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.

Joke submitted by Mark R., Barrington, R.I.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Zach: What do you get when you cross Darth Vader with an elephant?
Jack: What?
Zach: An elevator!

Joke submitted by Zach W., Orleans, Ind.


Pedro: What did Darth Vader say to the emperor at the Star Wars auction?
Chasen: What?
Pedro: “What is thy bidding, my master?

Joke submitted by Chasen T., Pearblossom, Calif.


Zach: What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur?
Connor: Tell me.
Zach: A chocolate chip Wookie!

Joke submitted by Zach F., Greeley, Colo.


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Comic by Derrick Wood


Bob: What do you call an evil procrastinator?
Rob: Beats me.
Bob: Darth Later!

Joke submitted by Adam P., Palo Alto, Calif.


Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke still can’t figure out the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere.

Obi-Wan finally snaps, “Use the forks, Luke.”

Joke submitted by Alexis R., Margate, Fla.


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Dane: What kind of money do they use in space?
Louis: Tell me.
Dane: Starbucks.

Joke submitted by Dane M, Pomona, N.Y.
Comic by Daryll Collins


Andy: Where do the Sith shop?
Randy: Where?
Andy: Darth Mall.

Joke submitted by Nicholas B., Quakertown, Pa.


Parker: What do Jedis order at Chinese restaurants?
Scotty: That’s a tough one.
Parker: Pada-wonton soup!

Joke submitted by Parker B., West Seneca, N.Y.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Hayes: What do you call a potato that’s gone bad?
Ben: Not sure.
Hayes: Vader Tots.

Joke submitted by Hayes T., Yonkers, N.Y.


A book never written: “How to Talk Like Yoda” by Ajedi I. Am.

Joke submitted by Charlie B., Culpeper, Va.


Before going away on another adventure, Goldilocks first stopped at Yoda’s house.

Goldilocks said to Yoda, “I’m leaving on my new adventure.”

Yoda said, “Wherever you go, may the porridge be with you.”

Joke submitted by Jason Z., Nassau, N.Y.


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David: What is a Jedi’s favorite toy?
Simon: I dunno.
David: A yo-yoda!

Joke submitted by David B., Quaker Hill, Conn.
Comic by Daryll Collins


John: Did you hear about the Star Mars movie with an invisible droid?
Josh: No. What did they call it?
John: C-through-PO!

Joke submitted by John A., Jackson, Miss.


Luke: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files in Star Wars?
Han: Which one?
Luke: Adobe-Wan Kenobi!

Joke submitted by Luke C., Elm Grove, Wis.


A book never written: “The Force” by Jed I. Knight.

Joke submitted by Vincent O., Springfield, Va.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Do you know a funny Star Wars joke? Click here to send in your joke.

45 Comments on 20 Funny Star Wars Jokes and Comics

  1. So fun

  2. kermit the jedi here

  3. all of these were pretty bad

  4. All of these were so good jokes!

  5. Awesome jokes

  6. fish master 64 // September 4, 2016 at 11:10 pm // Reply

    none of these were funny. no offence

  7. None of them are funny. No offense

  8. legolinker // July 15, 2016 at 2:07 pm // Reply

    Episode 7 TFA was pretty much a copy of number 4.

  9. I think the yo-yoda one was hilarious!

  10. I’m cracking up at “Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?”.

  11. Leafed scout // May 31, 2016 at 7:48 pm // Reply

    Why did r2d2 cross the road why? To get to c3po

  12. i love them and i read the magazine all the time

  13. Purplebatman // May 10, 2016 at 10:32 am // Reply

    Some of these are really funny I love the fork joke

  14. Swagshocktrooper667 // April 28, 2016 at 2:19 pm // Reply

    May the jokes be with you.

  15. Swagshocktrooper667 // April 28, 2016 at 2:11 pm // Reply

    “May the jokes be with you.”

  16. The StarWarsGuy // April 18, 2016 at 7:54 pm // Reply

    Han Solo: What did Yoda say at the 4th of July Party?

    Luke: I have no Idea

    Han Solo: May the Fourth be with you!

  17. I love the fork joke

  18. these jokes are weird 😛

  19. MasterFirestar // February 3, 2016 at 9:20 am // Reply

    I love this!

  20. haha😄

  21. those are the best jokes ever

  22. I love Globi- Wan Kanobe! LOL Can’t wait for Dec. 18th!!

  23. Good jokes!!

  24. StarWarsFan#1 // November 30, 2015 at 5:29 pm // Reply

    Its not “May the 4th be with you” anymore. NOW, its “May December 18 be with you”. Why, you may ask? Because that’s when the new SW movie, “Force Awakens” is coming out! SO EXCITED!!!!

  25. dachshund boss!!! // November 28, 2015 at 5:36 pm // Reply

    “May the JOKES be with you!”

  26. Brandon:What did Darth Vader say to Darth Maul
    Logan:What
    Brandon:I joined the the force

  27. Awesome jokes!

  28. Darth Tater Tot // November 25, 2015 at 7:13 pm // Reply

    they are all very good

  29. they are good

  30. Star wars goes energy-efficient // November 24, 2015 at 11:15 pm // Reply

    The future of lightsaber – The energy-efficient lightsaber

  31. darth tater is funny

  32. Bill Skywalker // November 16, 2015 at 7:09 pm // Reply

    I am a stand up comedian because the farce is strong in my family.

  33. funny jokes

  34. the best webelos! // November 13, 2015 at 1:47 pm // Reply

    the chinese joke is the best

  35. darth tater totty

  36. Darth Vader tader

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