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25 funny Christmas jokes


Happy Holidays! Count down the days until Christmas with 25 funny Christmas jokes sent in by Boys’ Life readers. These Christmas jokes will help you “ho ho ho” like a certain jolly old elf.

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Sean: Knock, knock.
Fawn: Who’s there?
Sean: Murray.
Fawn: Murray who?
Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!

Submitted by Sean H., Farmington, N.M.



Will: What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?
Bill: What?
Will: Anytime!

Submitted by Keith G., Forestdale, Mass.


Will: Where do snowmen keep their money?
Bill: Beats me.
Will: In a snow bank.

Submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.


Tim: Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?
Jim: Huh?
Tim: Comet stayed home to clean the sink.

Submitted by Tim S., Merriam, Kan.


Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chrissy: What?
Chris: Chill out.

Submitted by Christopher H., Fair Oaks, Calif.


Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
John: What?
Josh: Snow and tell.

Submitted by Joshua S., Lafayette, Ind.


Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Johnny: I don’t know. What?
Zoey: A pineapple!

Submitted by Zoey Y., Flower Mound, Tex.


Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
Moe: What did you give him last year?
Joe: The measles.

Submitted by Suzan L. W., Spring Hill, Fla.


Pedro: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?
Ordep: Beats me. What?
Pedro: Santa Claws.

Submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.


Teacher: Johnny, define claustrophobia.
Johnny: Fear of Santa Claus?

Submitted by Ronesha M., Allen, Tex.


Santa: Knock, knock.
Elf: Who’s there?
Santa: Olive.
Elf: Olive, who?
Santa: Olive the other reindeer.

Submitted by Joe R., Saint Charles, Mo.


Luke: What do elves do after school?
Jeffrey: I don’t know. What?
Luke: Their gnome work!

Submitted by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.


Joe: What nationality is Santa Claus?
Moe: What?
Joe: North Polish.

Submitted by Joe B., Huntersville, N.C.


Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
Robert: What?
Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.

Submitted by Amanda M., Springfield, Mo.


Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
Luke: How do you know?
Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.

Submitted by Mark R., Barrington, R.I.


When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.”

Submitted by Doug C., Gahanna, Ohio


Warped Wiseman wonders: “Does Santa Claus refer to his elves as ‘subordinate clauses’?”

Submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.


Josh: Knock, knock!
Samantha: Who’s there?
Josh: Dexter.
Samantha: Dexter, who?
Josh: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

Submitted by Josh B., Dublin, Ohio


Trey: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Brandon: I give up.
Trey: Frostbite.

Submitted by Trey D., Ringgold, Ga.


Josh: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Mark: Dunno. Why?
Josh: Because he had low elf esteem!

Submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.


A book never written: “What Did I Do Wrong THIS Year?” by Kole N. Stocking.

Submitted by Kole N., Amherst, N.H.


William: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
David: What?
William: Do you smell carrots?

Submitted by William W., Shapleigh, Me.


One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”

His wife asked, “How do you know?”

“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

Submitted by Jorgen R., Prunedale, Calif.


Pee Wee: What did the reindeer say to the football player?
Westy: I don’t know.
Pee Wee: “Your Blitzen days are over!”

Submitted by Nhan P., Camp Hill, Pa.


Colton: How does a sheep say “Merry Christmas”?
Tammi: How?
Colton: “Fleece Navidad!”

Submitted by Colton S., Kansas City, Kan.


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Comments about “25 funny Christmas jokes”

  1. gohohoho says:

    very good christmas jokes very funny all the family laughed on christmas day hahaha

  2. bell says:

    this is really funny since its christmas i meant tody

  3. Water Dragon Leader says:

    These jokes are so corny I just made $40 selling a bushel of them.

  4. Harry says:

    These are really bad jokes

  5. AJ's Daddy says:

    I posted the one about Rudolph the Red, and it was a hit. Thanks Jorge

  6. Christmas kids says:

    :D we laughed. Share them at dinner when everyone’s around, if you have a funny family they’ll get them lol hohoho merry christmas!!!!!

  7. Christmas kids says:

    We thought they were funny stop hating please. They are for little kids not teenagers so yup merry christmas!!!!!!!

  8. jacob c says:

    Hope yall Havering a cool chirmwas ( don5t know how to sorely that)

  9. Lil Ily says:

    These jokes are so cute.:)

  10. jacob c says:

    PS I’m just a kid -)

  11. jacob c says:

    What do you get wham a snowman hits a turck

    What. A snow car

  12. Anonymous says:

    I have a daughter in the hospital this year. I am sad and she is sad. THANK YOU GUYS for making me smile. I’m planning on helping her smile with these jokes.

  13. christmas lover says:

    these jokes are not hilarious… but they are ok.

  14. Ditzie says:

    Love Boys’ Life jokes! Read ‘em and groan…

  15. matt k. says:

    cool jokes guys

  16. dede says:

    they are very funny!ha!ha!ha!

  17. Ivyheart says:

    Oh my goodness, these are awful

  18. joy says:

    well tell me a joke

  19. joy says:

    i like your jokes

  20. joy says:

    how do you make jokes like that?

  21. Papa says:

    Loved the jokes plan on using them on my family tomorrow while they are making cookies!

  22. yo mama says:

    Ho ho hilarious

  23. Roger says:

    Their very funny

  24. fiona says:

    its very funny and enjoyble

  25. Doe a. Deer says:

    Terrific clean fun 1 liners. Thank you & merry Christmas!

  26. bobby says:

    So funny 4got to laugh

  27. casey says:

    The jokes are funny me children luke them

  28. Joe says:

    Who was the best singer at the North Pole Elf-is Presly

  29. Ur mom says:

    These jokes are dumb nd not even funny!!

  30. Jake Ivan says:

    Cool Jokes

  31. wolf master says:

    It’s too funny I’m crying!

  32. hkgcyl,h says:

    some jokes r weird

  33. david says:

    those jokes literalee get me crackin up…

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