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25 funny Christmas jokes


Happy Holidays! Count down the days until Christmas with 25 funny Christmas jokes sent in by Boys’ Life readers. These Christmas jokes will help you “ho ho ho” like a certain jolly old elf.

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Sean: Knock, knock.
Fawn: Who’s there?
Sean: Murray.
Fawn: Murray who?
Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!

Submitted by Sean H., Farmington, N.M.



Will: What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?
Bill: What?
Will: Anytime!

Submitted by Keith G., Forestdale, Mass.


Will: Where do snowmen keep their money?
Bill: Beats me.
Will: In a snow bank.

Submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.


Tim: Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?
Jim: Huh?
Tim: Comet stayed home to clean the sink.

Submitted by Tim S., Merriam, Kan.


Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chrissy: What?
Chris: Chill out.

Submitted by Christopher H., Fair Oaks, Calif.


Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
John: What?
Josh: Snow and tell.

Submitted by Joshua S., Lafayette, Ind.


Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Johnny: I don’t know. What?
Zoey: A pineapple!

Submitted by Zoey Y., Flower Mound, Tex.


Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
Moe: What did you give him last year?
Joe: The measles.

Submitted by Suzan L. W., Spring Hill, Fla.


Pedro: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?
Ordep: Beats me. What?
Pedro: Santa Claws.

Submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.


Teacher: Johnny, define claustrophobia.
Johnny: Fear of Santa Claus?

Submitted by Ronesha M., Allen, Tex.


Santa: Knock, knock.
Elf: Who’s there?
Santa: Olive.
Elf: Olive, who?
Santa: Olive the other reindeer.

Submitted by Joe R., Saint Charles, Mo.


Luke: What do elves do after school?
Jeffrey: I don’t know. What?
Luke: Their gnome work!

Submitted by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.


Joe: What nationality is Santa Claus?
Moe: What?
Joe: North Polish.

Submitted by Joe B., Huntersville, N.C.


Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
Robert: What?
Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.

Submitted by Amanda M., Springfield, Mo.


Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
Luke: How do you know?
Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.

Submitted by Mark R., Barrington, R.I.


When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.”

Submitted by Doug C., Gahanna, Ohio


Warped Wiseman wonders: “Does Santa Claus refer to his elves as ‘subordinate clauses’?”

Submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.


Josh: Knock, knock!
Samantha: Who’s there?
Josh: Dexter.
Samantha: Dexter, who?
Josh: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

Submitted by Josh B., Dublin, Ohio


Trey: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Brandon: I give up.
Trey: Frostbite.

Submitted by Trey D., Ringgold, Ga.


Josh: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Mark: Dunno. Why?
Josh: Because he had low elf esteem!

Submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.


A book never written: “What Did I Do Wrong THIS Year?” by Kole N. Stocking.

Submitted by Kole N., Amherst, N.H.


William: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
David: What?
William: Do you smell carrots?

Submitted by William W., Shapleigh, Me.


One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”

His wife asked, “How do you know?”

“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

Submitted by Jorgen R., Prunedale, Calif.


Pee Wee: What did the reindeer say to the football player?
Westy: I don’t know.
Pee Wee: “Your Blitzen days are over!”

Submitted by Nhan P., Camp Hill, Pa.


Colton: How does a sheep say “Merry Christmas”?
Tammi: How?
Colton: “Fleece Navidad!”

Submitted by Colton S., Kansas City, Kan.


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Comments about “25 funny Christmas jokes”

  1. Rich Boy... says:

    They are horrible

  2. Anonymous says:

    nice jokes

  3. TIM IS C00L says:

    HAHAHA!!! 👱 SO FUNNY!!!

  4. gghjkkfktpreston says:

    some of the jokes did semi a little bit funny but the rest where funny

  5. Felipay says:

    Good one

  6. Anonymous says:

    Merry Christmas And a happy new year

  7. ben says:

    so funny the most funny one was the dragon joke.

  8. Minecraft says:

    Da best jokes ever

  9. cccccc says:

    Could be better but luv them all

  10. THEAWESOMEDUDE says:

    NICE JOKES, SOME ARE A LITTLE CORNY THOUGH….

  11. beatbox says:

    terrible

  12. Rudy says:

    Great jokes keep them going

  13. cra cra says:

    loved them

  14. conchie says:

    They are boring

  15. isaiah says:

    they are funny

  16. Doggy says:

    So funny ha ha

  17. ncmm says:

    these jokes are so bad

  18. The Amazing Person says:

    Funny jokes :)

  19. Anonymous says:

    Only some are good!

  20. ridethatride says:

    My dad told me the viking one a long time ago

  21. Layla says:

    They were awesome great job 😂😃😅

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