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25 funny Christmas jokes


Happy Holidays! Count down the days until Christmas with 25 funny Christmas jokes sent in by Boys’ Life readers. These Christmas jokes will help you “ho ho ho” like a certain jolly old elf.

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Sean: Knock, knock.
Fawn: Who’s there?
Sean: Murray.
Fawn: Murray who?
Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!

Submitted by Sean H., Farmington, N.M.



Will: What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?
Bill: What?
Will: Anytime!

Submitted by Keith G., Forestdale, Mass.


Will: Where do snowmen keep their money?
Bill: Beats me.
Will: In a snow bank.

Submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.


Tim: Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?
Jim: Huh?
Tim: Comet stayed home to clean the sink.

Submitted by Tim S., Merriam, Kan.


Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chrissy: What?
Chris: Chill out.

Submitted by Christopher H., Fair Oaks, Calif.


Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
John: What?
Josh: Snow and tell.

Submitted by Joshua S., Lafayette, Ind.


Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Johnny: I don’t know. What?
Zoey: A pineapple!

Submitted by Zoey Y., Flower Mound, Tex.


Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
Moe: What did you give him last year?
Joe: The measles.

Submitted by Suzan L. W., Spring Hill, Fla.


Pedro: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?
Ordep: Beats me. What?
Pedro: Santa Claws.

Submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.


Teacher: Johnny, define claustrophobia.
Johnny: Fear of Santa Claus?

Submitted by Ronesha M., Allen, Tex.


Santa: Knock, knock.
Elf: Who’s there?
Santa: Olive.
Elf: Olive, who?
Santa: Olive the other reindeer.

Submitted by Joe R., Saint Charles, Mo.


Luke: What do elves do after school?
Jeffrey: I don’t know. What?
Luke: Their gnome work!

Submitted by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.


Joe: What nationality is Santa Claus?
Moe: What?
Joe: North Polish.

Submitted by Joe B., Huntersville, N.C.


Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
Robert: What?
Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.

Submitted by Amanda M., Springfield, Mo.


Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
Luke: How do you know?
Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.

Submitted by Mark R., Barrington, R.I.


When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.”

Submitted by Doug C., Gahanna, Ohio


Warped Wiseman wonders: “Does Santa Claus refer to his elves as ‘subordinate clauses’?”

Submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.


Josh: Knock, knock!
Samantha: Who’s there?
Josh: Dexter.
Samantha: Dexter, who?
Josh: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

Submitted by Josh B., Dublin, Ohio


Trey: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Brandon: I give up.
Trey: Frostbite.

Submitted by Trey D., Ringgold, Ga.


Josh: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Mark: Dunno. Why?
Josh: Because he had low elf esteem!

Submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.


A book never written: “What Did I Do Wrong THIS Year?” by Kole N. Stocking.

Submitted by Kole N., Amherst, N.H.


William: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
David: What?
William: Do you smell carrots?

Submitted by William W., Shapleigh, Me.


One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”

His wife asked, “How do you know?”

“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

Submitted by Jorgen R., Prunedale, Calif.


Pee Wee: What did the reindeer say to the football player?
Westy: I don’t know.
Pee Wee: “Your Blitzen days are over!”

Submitted by Nhan P., Camp Hill, Pa.


Colton: How does a sheep say “Merry Christmas”?
Tammi: How?
Colton: “Fleece Navidad!”

Submitted by Colton S., Kansas City, Kan.


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Comments about “25 funny Christmas jokes”

  1. mick says:

    MOE.I am sewing Santa. JOE.Why? MOE.FOR BREAKING AND ENTERING!

  2. Jimbob says:

    THESE THINGS ARE SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. scout08 says:

    ha ha! funny!love em!

  4. 123321 says:

    i dont get any of them

  5. dakota says:

    where they funny? didnt get some number 2 was just obvies happy hoildays – dakota

  6. fats says:

    hahahahahahaha

  7. Danthe man says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha very funny

  8. lolimwierdxD says:

    ok this just made my day!! i really lover them!! Thank-You to who every made all of these jokes!!c(: n have a merry good Christmas and happy new year!!!
    bye!! c(=

  9. Anonymous says:

    worst joke in the world

  10. swagger8 says:

    those are so bunny

  11. LILLY says:

    the jokse s are funny :)

  12. penut says:

    some of these will make my school laugh

  13. CHRISTMAS CRACKER MAKER says:

    these jokes are great for the christmas crackers im making! thing is some of them arent very christmasy. but there good :-)

  14. FunnyGirl!loljk says:

    WoW! these Jokes are like amazing! i really like them! The jokes just made my day!!
    Thanks for Jokes who ever made them!! [:

  15. sl;jk;f says:

    make more plese thier so hilasru ok

  16. awesomeness says:

    groan…

  17. jess says:

    So funny but I do. not when you cross a christmas tree and a ipad Ido not underds the answer.

  18. Fan34596 says:

    THESE MAKE MY DAY GREAT.

  19. ejwhvdsbh says:

    heyyy these are sooo funny

  20. booboo child!!:) says:

    idk wat to say really , but main thing is don’t get it u guys who say hahaha thts awsome! i mean very few r funny, but cum’on ya’ll :(

  21. Sue says:

    they are alright i suppose but didn’t make me laugh but it made my daughter laugh!

  22. Back2Black says:

    some i dont get, but some are the LOL jokes !!!! :) thanks :):):)

  23. jaybonah says:

    joke 7 is awesome

  24. Fabmaster19 says:

    These jokes made my day, and my friends find them funny here in high school for those that are 10th Graders!!! Thank you!

  25. Mr.K.2005 says:

    I liked the one about Rudolph the Red because Jorgen used rain,dear instead of reindeer.

  26. yaya says:

    These are funny I have to admit. :P

  27. vvvvvcgb says:

    they are all funny

  28. BLACK DEATH says:

    i dont get the second joke or the seventh joke.

  29. sharkbait says:

    to funny i love em

  30. boopy says:

    they are absaloutly amazin! best jokes EVER! merry xmas every1 and a happy new year!

  31. harry potter says:

    HA HA HA!! SO FUNNY!

  32. Mariee says:

    Tell me more guys

  33. picky pig says:

    good jokes but some of them are a little lame

  34. Awesome Spy!!! says:

    I like the 7th and 8th ones best!!!! :)

  35. Stormer says:

    I like all of them, but the “Star Wars” one was my favorite!

  36. Agent P says:

    these are absolutely AWESOME!!

  37. ice ninja says:

    i like the viking one and the Darth Vader one

  38. GOIN 'FOR EAGLE says:

    A little early, but I love these wonderful Christmas jokes!

  39. dusty says:

    awsome jokes

  40. Sb- 129 says:

    These were hillarious! BEST jokes ever!!!!!

  41. Stitch says:

    These are great! Today’s is the best of them all, though. I wish everyone a laugh, a (very) merry Christmas, and a happy New year!

  42. coolguy says:

    AWESOME!!!! can’t wait to here the one on christmas!

  43. Mr. Hamstahman says:

    Dec 11
    Plus I am Your father!!!!! :)

  44. busymomma says:

    Our Pack will be using these for when we visit the Residents in the Masonic home. Our Weeblos especially love doing Run-ons and jokes.

  45. Ferret says:

    X3
    These are hilarious!

  46. h2hlady says:

    LOVE THESE!! I will share them with all of my school aged day care Children. Thank you for adding some joy to our days.
    Blessings & Joy!

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