Happy Holidays! Count down the days until Christmas with 25 funny Christmas jokes sent in by Boys’ Life readers. These Christmas jokes will help you “ho ho ho” like a certain jolly old elf.
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Sean: Knock, knock.
Fawn: Who’s there?
Sean: Murray.
Fawn: Murray who?
Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!
Submitted by Sean H., Farmington, N.M.
Will: What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?
Bill: What?
Will: Anytime!
Submitted by Keith G., Forestdale, Mass.
Will: Where do snowmen keep their money?
Bill: Beats me.
Will: In a snow bank.
Submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.
Tim: Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?
Jim: Huh?
Tim: Comet stayed home to clean the sink.
Submitted by Tim S., Merriam, Kan.
Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chrissy: What?
Chris: Chill out.
Submitted by Christopher H., Fair Oaks, Calif.
Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
John: What?
Josh: Snow and tell.
Submitted by Joshua S., Lafayette, Ind.
Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Johnny: I don’t know. What?
Zoey: A pineapple!
Submitted by Zoey Y., Flower Mound, Tex.
Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
Moe: What did you give him last year?
Joe: The measles.
Submitted by Suzan L. W., Spring Hill, Fla.
Pedro: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?
Ordep: Beats me. What?
Pedro: Santa Claws.
Submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.
Teacher: Johnny, define claustrophobia.
Johnny: Fear of Santa Claus?
Submitted by Ronesha M., Allen, Tex.
Santa: Knock, knock.
Elf: Who’s there?
Santa: Olive.
Elf: Olive, who?
Santa: Olive the other reindeer.
Submitted by Joe R., Saint Charles, Mo.
Luke: What do elves do after school?
Jeffrey: I don’t know. What?
Luke: Their gnome work!
Submitted by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.
Joe: What nationality is Santa Claus?
Moe: What?
Joe: North Polish.
Submitted by Joe B., Huntersville, N.C.
Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
Robert: What?
Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.
Submitted by Amanda M., Springfield, Mo.
Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
Luke: How do you know?
Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.
Submitted by Mark R., Barrington, R.I.
When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.”
Submitted by Doug C., Gahanna, Ohio
Warped Wiseman wonders: “Does Santa Claus refer to his elves as ‘subordinate clauses’?”
Submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.
Josh: Knock, knock!
Samantha: Who’s there?
Josh: Dexter.
Samantha: Dexter, who?
Josh: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.
Submitted by Josh B., Dublin, Ohio
Trey: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Brandon: I give up.
Trey: Frostbite.
Submitted by Trey D., Ringgold, Ga.
Josh: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Mark: Dunno. Why?
Josh: Because he had low elf esteem!
Submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.
A book never written: “What Did I Do Wrong THIS Year?” by Kole N. Stocking.
Submitted by Kole N., Amherst, N.H.
William: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
David: What?
William: Do you smell carrots?
Submitted by William W., Shapleigh, Me.
One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”
His wife asked, “How do you know?”
“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Submitted by Jorgen R., Prunedale, Calif.
Pee Wee: What did the reindeer say to the football player?
Westy: I don’t know.
Pee Wee: “Your Blitzen days are over!”
Submitted by Nhan P., Camp Hill, Pa.
Colton: How does a sheep say “Merry Christmas”?
Tammi: How?
Colton: “Fleece Navidad!”
Submitted by Colton S., Kansas City, Kan.
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THESE THINGS ARE SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ha ha! funny!love em!
i dont get any of them
where they funny? didnt get some number 2 was just obvies happy hoildays – dakota
hahahahahahaha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha very funny
ok this just made my day!! i really lover them!! Thank-You to who every made all of these jokes!!c(: n have a merry good Christmas and happy new year!!!
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worst joke in the world
those are so bunny
the jokse s are funny
some of these will make my school laugh
these jokes are great for the christmas crackers im making! thing is some of them arent very christmasy. but there good
WoW! these Jokes are like amazing! i really like them! The jokes just made my day!!
Thanks for Jokes who ever made them!! [:
make more plese thier so hilasru ok
groan…
funny
lol.nise
So funny but I do. not when you cross a christmas tree and a ipad Ido not underds the answer.
THESE MAKE MY DAY GREAT.
heyyy these are sooo funny
idk wat to say really , but main thing is don’t get it u guys who say hahaha thts awsome! i mean very few r funny, but cum’on ya’ll
they are alright i suppose but didn’t make me laugh but it made my daughter laugh!
some i dont get, but some are the LOL jokes !!!!
thanks 
:):)
joke 7 is awesome
These jokes made my day, and my friends find them funny here in high school for those that are 10th Graders!!! Thank you!
I liked the one about Rudolph the Red because Jorgen used rain,dear instead of reindeer.
These are funny I have to admit.
nice
they are all funny
i dont get the second joke or the seventh joke.
i agree with you dude joke number 2 and 7 don’t make sense.
Yeah I agree I don’t get number 2 and 7 but some were really funny
For #7 What do you get if you cross a tree with an ipad its a pineapple because chrismas trees are PINE trees and an ipad is made by APPLE so if u combine them you get PINE APPLE
#2 they are simply saying that they would like it if santa came with presents sll the time
I don’t agree.
to funny i love em
they are absaloutly amazin! best jokes EVER! merry xmas every1 and a happy new year!
HA HA HA!! SO FUNNY!
so funny
yeah!!! it’s funny….
Tell me more guys
good jokes but some of them are a little lame
YOU ARE TOTALLY RIGHT
I like the 7th and 8th ones best!!!!
I like all of them, but the “Star Wars” one was my favorite!
i didnt get it
in the Star wars movie Darth Vader tells Luke ” can feel your presence” presents,presence get it?
sweet
these are absolutely AWESOME!!
i like the viking one and the Darth Vader one
A little early, but I love these wonderful Christmas jokes!
awsome jokes
These were hillarious! BEST jokes ever!!!!!
These are great! Today’s is the best of them all, though. I wish everyone a laugh, a (very) merry Christmas, and a happy New year!
AWESOME!!!! can’t wait to here the one on christmas!
Dec 11
Plus I am Your father!!!!!
Our Pack will be using these for when we visit the Residents in the Masonic home. Our Weeblos especially love doing Run-ons and jokes.
X3
These are hilarious!
LOVE THESE!! I will share them with all of my school aged day care Children. Thank you for adding some joy to our days.
Blessings & Joy!