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25 funny Christmas jokes

Happy Holidays! Count down the days until Christmas with 25 funny Christmas jokes sent in by Boys’ Life readers. These Christmas jokes will help you “ho ho ho” like a certain jolly old elf.

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Sean: Knock, knock.
Fawn: Who’s there?
Sean: Murray.
Fawn: Murray who?
Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!

Submitted by Sean H., Farmington, N.M.



Will: What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?
Bill: What?
Will: Anytime!

Submitted by Keith G., Forestdale, Mass.


Will: Where do snowmen keep their money?
Bill: Beats me.
Will: In a snow bank.

Submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.


Tim: Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?
Jim: Huh?
Tim: Comet stayed home to clean the sink.

Submitted by Tim S., Merriam, Kan.


Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chrissy: What?
Chris: Chill out.

Submitted by Christopher H., Fair Oaks, Calif.


Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
John: What?
Josh: Snow and tell.

Submitted by Joshua S., Lafayette, Ind.


Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Johnny: I don’t know. What?
Zoey: A pineapple!

Submitted by Zoey Y., Flower Mound, Tex.


Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
Moe: What did you give him last year?
Joe: The measles.

Submitted by Suzan L. W., Spring Hill, Fla.


Pedro: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?
Ordep: Beats me. What?
Pedro: Santa Claws.

Submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.


Teacher: Johnny, define claustrophobia.
Johnny: Fear of Santa Claus?

Submitted by Ronesha M., Allen, Tex.


Santa: Knock, knock.
Elf: Who’s there?
Santa: Olive.
Elf: Olive, who?
Santa: Olive the other reindeer.

Submitted by Joe R., Saint Charles, Mo.


Luke: What do elves do after school?
Jeffrey: I don’t know. What?
Luke: Their gnome work!

Submitted by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.


Joe: What nationality is Santa Claus?
Moe: What?
Joe: North Polish.

Submitted by Joe B., Huntersville, N.C.


Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
Robert: What?
Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.

Submitted by Amanda M., Springfield, Mo.


Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
Luke: How do you know?
Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.

Submitted by Mark R., Barrington, R.I.


When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.”

Submitted by Doug C., Gahanna, Ohio


Warped Wiseman wonders: “Does Santa Claus refer to his elves as ‘subordinate clauses’?”

Submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.


Josh: Knock, knock!
Samantha: Who’s there?
Josh: Dexter.
Samantha: Dexter, who?
Josh: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

Submitted by Josh B., Dublin, Ohio


Trey: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Brandon: I give up.
Trey: Frostbite.

Submitted by Trey D., Ringgold, Ga.


Josh: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Mark: Dunno. Why?
Josh: Because he had low elf esteem!

Submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.


A book never written: “What Did I Do Wrong THIS Year?” by Kole N. Stocking.

Submitted by Kole N., Amherst, N.H.


William: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
David: What?
William: Do you smell carrots?

Submitted by William W., Shapleigh, Me.


One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”

His wife asked, “How do you know?”

“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

Submitted by Jorgen R., Prunedale, Calif.


Pee Wee: What did the reindeer say to the football player?
Westy: I don’t know.
Pee Wee: “Your Blitzen days are over!”

Submitted by Nhan P., Camp Hill, Pa.


Colton: How does a sheep say “Merry Christmas”?
Tammi: How?
Colton: “Fleece Navidad!”

Submitted by Colton S., Kansas City, Kan.


249 Comments on 25 funny Christmas jokes

  1. Your jokes are really good, but most of all i like the first one & the last one !!!!! “:-)) :) Lol !

  2. yo itz your mama // December 16, 2013 at 9:36 pm // Reply

    ok jokes i seen better but it really did make me laugh

  3. wow the jokes are great

  4. Harry Seldam // December 15, 2013 at 8:59 am // Reply

    All the jokes are dull and boring

    • no they are kinda funny…….i mean they are really funny……….how could you say that they are boring.. if you say that they are boring then I would like to hear a better joke from you..

  5. sunshinegirl // December 14, 2013 at 9:32 pm // Reply

    These jokes are so hilarious that I laugh out loud!!!

  6. love the joke about the sheep at Christmas!!!! cracked us all up!!! lol good jokes everyone!

  7. Hahaha very creative LOL told my sister while eating dinner, she choked on the meatballs.

  8. they’re funny

  9. awesome sauce // December 12, 2013 at 5:38 pm // Reply

    cheesy!!!!!

  10. Some of these are really cute! I’m going to put one joke a day in my son’s lunch until Christmas. Thanks!

  11. lol! these r awesome jokes!!!!!:)

  12. what did i do wrong this year? // December 11, 2013 at 6:29 pm // Reply

    some jokes i didnt get but some of them i could understand REALLY GOOD JOKES JUST SAYIN

  13. mad ninja skills // December 11, 2013 at 9:44 am // Reply

    darth vader and luke one was funny ^ ^ – u

  14. All the jokes are soooo funny for Christmas. They will bring laughter.

  15. Love them

  16. some of these jokes I don’t get but some of them I do LOL :)

  17. Rudolph the Red is SO FUNNY.

  18. I love them tooooo cute! lol

  19. not very funny

  20. some of them are cheesey

  21. Enjoyed sharing these with husband and grandkids!

  22. I told my dad he didnt understand LOL

  23. too funny!

  24. they are all rubbish I did not laugh at all

  25. MR DurpMan .007 // December 8, 2013 at 12:17 am // Reply

    LOL these are funny

  26. not bad

  27. superdaddy555 // December 5, 2013 at 11:19 pm // Reply

    ok Jokes

  28. there not that funny at all

  29. mad ninja skills // December 4, 2013 at 8:59 am // Reply

    non of these are funny :P

  30. kjladsjkkjkjkja // December 2, 2013 at 2:16 pm // Reply

    i dont get the first one with pedro

  31. they are all funny jokes

  32. its funny

  33. These jokes were somewhat funny, but a lot of them I did not get.

  34. Great humor

  35. Thes are funny jokes and funny stuf

  36. Some cute!!!:-)

  37. Lol I love all of the jokes

  38. What lovely jokes for christmas

  39. AWESOME

  40. these jokes makes my ribs crack

  41. awesome!

  42. Very funny jokes

  43. skater dude 6212 // May 14, 2013 at 7:58 pm // Reply

    I THOUGHT I HAVE SEEN GOOD JOKES BUT THESE ARE AWESOME

  44. im funny but these r funny ones i will use sometime

  45. Don’t get ipad and christmas tree one

  46. Haha some of these are funny

  47. soooo funny you guys are genius! I told them to my folks… they cracked up!
    Thanks 4 a good laugh!

  48. Very funny! :D

  49. those darn jokes get me crackin up

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