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25 funny Christmas jokes and comics

Happy Holidays! Count down the days until Christmas with 25 funny Christmas jokes sent in by Boys’ Life readers. These Christmas jokes will help you “ho ho ho” like a certain jolly old elf.

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Sean: Knock, knock.
Fawn: Who’s there?
Sean: Murray.
Fawn: Murray who?
Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!

Joke submitted by Sean H., Farmington, N.M.

Will: What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?
Bill: What?
Will: Anytime!

Joke submitted by Keith G., Forestdale, Mass.

Will: Where do snowmen keep their money?
Bill: Beats me.
Will: In a snow bank.

Joke submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.

Tim: Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?
Jim: Huh?
Tim: Comet stayed home to clean the sink.

Joke submitted by Tim S., Merriam, Kan.

Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chrissy: What?
Chris: Chill out.

Joke submitted by Christopher H., Fair Oaks, Calif.


Comic by Scott Nickel

Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
John: What?
Josh: Snow and tell.

Joke submitted by Joshua S., Lafayette, Ind.

Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Johnny: I don’t know. What?
Zoey: A pineapple!

Joke submitted by Zoey Y., Flower Mound, Tex.

Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
Moe: What did you give him last year?
Joe: The measles.

Joke submitted by Suzan L. W., Spring Hill, Fla.

Pedro: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?
Ordep: Beats me. What?
Pedro: Santa Claws.

Joke submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.


Comic by Scott Nickel

Teacher: Johnny, define claustrophobia.
Johnny: Fear of Santa Claus?

Joke submitted by Ronesha M., Allen, Tex.

Santa: Knock, knock.
Elf: Who’s there?
Santa: Olive.
Elf: Olive, who?
Santa: Olive the other reindeer.

Joke submitted by Joe R., Saint Charles, Mo.

Luke: What do elves do after school?
Jeffrey: I don’t know. What?
Luke: Their gnome work!

Joke submitted by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.

Joe: What nationality is Santa Claus?
Moe: What?
Joe: North Polish.

Joke submitted by Joe B., Huntersville, N.C.

Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
Robert: What?
Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.

Joke submitted by Amanda M., Springfield, Mo.


Comic by Scott Nickel

Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
Luke: How do you know?
Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.

Joke submitted by Mark R., Barrington, R.I.

When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.”

Joke submitted by Doug C., Gahanna, Ohio

Warped Wiseman wonders: “Does Santa Claus refer to his elves as ‘subordinate clauses’?”

Joke submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.

Josh: Knock, knock!
Samantha: Who’s there?
Josh: Dexter.
Samantha: Dexter, who?
Josh: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

Joke submitted by Josh B., Dublin, Ohio

Trey: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Brandon: I give up.
Trey: Frostbite.

Joke submitted by Trey D., Ringgold, Ga.

Josh: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Mark: Dunno. Why?
Josh: Because he had low elf esteem!

Joke submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.

A book never written: “What Did I Do Wrong THIS Year?” by Kole N. Stocking.

Joke submitted by Kole N., Amherst, N.H.

William: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
David: What?
William: Do you smell carrots?

Joke submitted by William W., Shapleigh, Me.

One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”

His wife asked, “How do you know?”

“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

Joke submitted by Jorgen R., Prunedale, Calif.

Pee Wee: What did the reindeer say to the football player?
Westy: I don’t know.
Pee Wee: “Your Blitzen days are over!”

Joke submitted by Nhan P., Camp Hill, Pa.

Colton: How does a sheep say “Merry Christmas”?
Tammi: How?
Colton: “Fleece Navidad!”

Joke submitted by Colton S., Kansas City, Kan.

26 Comments on 25 funny Christmas jokes and comics


  2. THESE THINGS ARE SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. ha ha! funny!love em!

  4. i dont get any of them

  5. where they funny? didnt get some number 2 was just obvies happy hoildays – dakota

  6. hahahahahahaha

  7. Ha ha ha ha ha ha very funny

  8. lolimwierdxD // December 20, 2012 at 2:43 pm // Reply

    ok this just made my day!! i really lover them!! Thank-You to who every made all of these jokes!!c(: n have a merry good Christmas and happy new year!!!
    bye!! c(=

  9. worst joke in the world

  10. those are so bunny

  11. the jokse s are funny:)

  12. some of these will make my school laugh

  13. CHRISTMAS CRACKER MAKER // December 19, 2012 at 9:00 am // Reply

    these jokes are great for the christmas crackers im making! thing is some of them arent very christmasy. but there good:-)

  14. FunnyGirl!loljk // December 18, 2012 at 6:05 pm // Reply

    WoW! these Jokes are like amazing! i really like them! The jokes just made my day!!
    Thanks for Jokes who ever made them!! [:

  15. make more plese thier so hilasru ok

  16. groan…

  17. So funny but I do. not when you cross a christmas tree and a ipad Ido not underds the answer.


  19. heyyy these are sooo funny

  20. booboo child!!:) // December 16, 2012 at 4:13 pm // Reply

    idk wat to say really , but main thing is don’t get it u guys who say hahaha thts awsome! i mean very few r funny, but cum’on ya’ll😦

  21. they are alright i suppose but didn’t make me laugh but it made my daughter laugh!

  22. some i dont get, but some are the LOL jokes !!!!:) thanks :):):)

  23. joke 7 is awesome

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