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25 funny Christmas jokes


Happy Holidays! Count down the days until Christmas with 25 funny Christmas jokes sent in by Boys’ Life readers. These Christmas jokes will help you “ho ho ho” like a certain jolly old elf.

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Sean: Knock, knock.
Fawn: Who’s there?
Sean: Murray.
Fawn: Murray who?
Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!

Submitted by Sean H., Farmington, N.M.



Will: What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?
Bill: What?
Will: Anytime!

Submitted by Keith G., Forestdale, Mass.


Will: Where do snowmen keep their money?
Bill: Beats me.
Will: In a snow bank.

Submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.


Tim: Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?
Jim: Huh?
Tim: Comet stayed home to clean the sink.

Submitted by Tim S., Merriam, Kan.


Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chrissy: What?
Chris: Chill out.

Submitted by Christopher H., Fair Oaks, Calif.


Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
John: What?
Josh: Snow and tell.

Submitted by Joshua S., Lafayette, Ind.


Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Johnny: I don’t know. What?
Zoey: A pineapple!

Submitted by Zoey Y., Flower Mound, Tex.


Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
Moe: What did you give him last year?
Joe: The measles.

Submitted by Suzan L. W., Spring Hill, Fla.


Pedro: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?
Ordep: Beats me. What?
Pedro: Santa Claws.

Submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.


Teacher: Johnny, define claustrophobia.
Johnny: Fear of Santa Claus?

Submitted by Ronesha M., Allen, Tex.


Santa: Knock, knock.
Elf: Who’s there?
Santa: Olive.
Elf: Olive, who?
Santa: Olive the other reindeer.

Submitted by Joe R., Saint Charles, Mo.


Luke: What do elves do after school?
Jeffrey: I don’t know. What?
Luke: Their gnome work!

Submitted by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.


Joe: What nationality is Santa Claus?
Moe: What?
Joe: North Polish.

Submitted by Joe B., Huntersville, N.C.


Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
Robert: What?
Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.

Submitted by Amanda M., Springfield, Mo.


Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
Luke: How do you know?
Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.

Submitted by Mark R., Barrington, R.I.


When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.”

Submitted by Doug C., Gahanna, Ohio


Warped Wiseman wonders: “Does Santa Claus refer to his elves as ‘subordinate clauses’?”

Submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.


Josh: Knock, knock!
Samantha: Who’s there?
Josh: Dexter.
Samantha: Dexter, who?
Josh: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

Submitted by Josh B., Dublin, Ohio


Trey: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Brandon: I give up.
Trey: Frostbite.

Submitted by Trey D., Ringgold, Ga.


Josh: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Mark: Dunno. Why?
Josh: Because he had low elf esteem!

Submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.


A book never written: “What Did I Do Wrong THIS Year?” by Kole N. Stocking.

Submitted by Kole N., Amherst, N.H.


William: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
David: What?
William: Do you smell carrots?

Submitted by William W., Shapleigh, Me.


One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”

His wife asked, “How do you know?”

“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

Submitted by Jorgen R., Prunedale, Calif.


Pee Wee: What did the reindeer say to the football player?
Westy: I don’t know.
Pee Wee: “Your Blitzen days are over!”

Submitted by Nhan P., Camp Hill, Pa.


Colton: How does a sheep say “Merry Christmas”?
Tammi: How?
Colton: “Fleece Navidad!”

Submitted by Colton S., Kansas City, Kan.


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Comments about “25 funny Christmas jokes”

  1. Blitzen says:

    Your jokes are really good, but most of all i like the first one & the last one !!!!! “:-)) :) Lol !

  2. yo itz your mama says:

    ok jokes i seen better but it really did make me laugh

  3. jj says:

    wow the jokes are great

  4. Harry Seldam says:

    All the jokes are dull and boring

    • Drae says:

      no they are kinda funny…….i mean they are really funny……….how could you say that they are boring.. if you say that they are boring then I would like to hear a better joke from you..

  5. sunshinegirl says:

    These jokes are so hilarious that I laugh out loud!!!

  6. koda says:

    love the joke about the sheep at Christmas!!!! cracked us all up!!! lol good jokes everyone!

  7. Peyton says:

    Hahaha very creative LOL told my sister while eating dinner, she choked on the meatballs.

  8. Anonymous says:

    they’re funny

  9. awesome sauce says:

    cheesy!!!!!

  10. Mamadowski says:

    Some of these are really cute! I’m going to put one joke a day in my son’s lunch until Christmas. Thanks!

  11. YOLO says:

    lol! these r awesome jokes!!!!!:)

  12. what did i do wrong this year? says:

    some jokes i didnt get but some of them i could understand REALLY GOOD JOKES JUST SAYIN

  13. mad ninja skills says:

    darth vader and luke one was funny ^ ^ – u

  14. lemon head says:

    All the jokes are soooo funny for Christmas. They will bring laughter.

  15. koo says:

    some of these jokes I don’t get but some of them I do LOL :)

  16. zach0558 says:

    Rudolph the Red is SO FUNNY.

  17. Reilley says:

    I love them tooooo cute! lol

  18. simmy says:

    not very funny

  19. tree sap says:

    some of them are cheesey

  20. memaw says:

    Enjoyed sharing these with husband and grandkids!

  21. Allie says:

    I told my dad he didnt understand LOL

  22. SUPERRSCOUT says:

    too funny!

  23. kit kat says:

    they are all rubbish I did not laugh at all

  24. MR DurpMan .007 says:

    LOL these are funny

  25. firebullet says:

    not bad

  26. superdaddy555 says:

    ok Jokes

  27. shaker says:

    there not that funny at all

  28. mad ninja skills says:

    non of these are funny :P

  29. kjladsjkkjkjkja says:

    i dont get the first one with pedro

  30. Anonymous says:

    they are all funny jokes

  31. peterpan says:

    its funny

  32. Hello says:

    These jokes were somewhat funny, but a lot of them I did not get.

  33. Phizakley says:

    Great humor

  34. Jenny says:

    Thes are funny jokes and funny stuf

  35. sarh says:

    Some cute!!!:-)

  36. Sandy claws says:

    Lol I love all of the jokes

  37. Rosie says:

    What lovely jokes for christmas

  38. 123cao says:

    AWESOME

  39. dry girl says:

    these jokes makes my ribs crack

  40. kiendzi says:

    awesome!

  41. Anonymous says:

    Very funny jokes

  42. skater dude 6212 says:

    I THOUGHT I HAVE SEEN GOOD JOKES BUT THESE ARE AWESOME

  43. funnygirl says:

    im funny but these r funny ones i will use sometime

  44. Lilperson says:

    Don’t get ipad and christmas tree one

  45. Anonymous says:

    Haha some of these are funny

  46. mcsyd says:

    soooo funny you guys are genius! I told them to my folks… they cracked up!
    Thanks 4 a good laugh!

  47. Joe says:

    Very funny! :D

  48. hayden says:

    those darn jokes get me crackin up

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