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25 funny Christmas jokes

Happy Holidays! Count down the days until Christmas with 25 funny Christmas jokes sent in by Boys’ Life readers. These Christmas jokes will help you “ho ho ho” like a certain jolly old elf.

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Sean: Knock, knock.
Fawn: Who’s there?
Sean: Murray.
Fawn: Murray who?
Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!

Submitted by Sean H., Farmington, N.M.



Will: What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?
Bill: What?
Will: Anytime!

Submitted by Keith G., Forestdale, Mass.


Will: Where do snowmen keep their money?
Bill: Beats me.
Will: In a snow bank.

Submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.


Tim: Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?
Jim: Huh?
Tim: Comet stayed home to clean the sink.

Submitted by Tim S., Merriam, Kan.


Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chrissy: What?
Chris: Chill out.

Submitted by Christopher H., Fair Oaks, Calif.


Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
John: What?
Josh: Snow and tell.

Submitted by Joshua S., Lafayette, Ind.


Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Johnny: I don’t know. What?
Zoey: A pineapple!

Submitted by Zoey Y., Flower Mound, Tex.


Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
Moe: What did you give him last year?
Joe: The measles.

Submitted by Suzan L. W., Spring Hill, Fla.


Pedro: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?
Ordep: Beats me. What?
Pedro: Santa Claws.

Submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.


Teacher: Johnny, define claustrophobia.
Johnny: Fear of Santa Claus?

Submitted by Ronesha M., Allen, Tex.


Santa: Knock, knock.
Elf: Who’s there?
Santa: Olive.
Elf: Olive, who?
Santa: Olive the other reindeer.

Submitted by Joe R., Saint Charles, Mo.


Luke: What do elves do after school?
Jeffrey: I don’t know. What?
Luke: Their gnome work!

Submitted by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.


Joe: What nationality is Santa Claus?
Moe: What?
Joe: North Polish.

Submitted by Joe B., Huntersville, N.C.


Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
Robert: What?
Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.

Submitted by Amanda M., Springfield, Mo.


Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
Luke: How do you know?
Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.

Submitted by Mark R., Barrington, R.I.


When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.”

Submitted by Doug C., Gahanna, Ohio


Warped Wiseman wonders: “Does Santa Claus refer to his elves as ‘subordinate clauses’?”

Submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.


Josh: Knock, knock!
Samantha: Who’s there?
Josh: Dexter.
Samantha: Dexter, who?
Josh: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

Submitted by Josh B., Dublin, Ohio


Trey: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Brandon: I give up.
Trey: Frostbite.

Submitted by Trey D., Ringgold, Ga.


Josh: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Mark: Dunno. Why?
Josh: Because he had low elf esteem!

Submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.


A book never written: “What Did I Do Wrong THIS Year?” by Kole N. Stocking.

Submitted by Kole N., Amherst, N.H.


William: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
David: What?
William: Do you smell carrots?

Submitted by William W., Shapleigh, Me.


One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”

His wife asked, “How do you know?”

“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

Submitted by Jorgen R., Prunedale, Calif.


Pee Wee: What did the reindeer say to the football player?
Westy: I don’t know.
Pee Wee: “Your Blitzen days are over!”

Submitted by Nhan P., Camp Hill, Pa.


Colton: How does a sheep say “Merry Christmas”?
Tammi: How?
Colton: “Fleece Navidad!”

Submitted by Colton S., Kansas City, Kan.


249 Comments on 25 funny Christmas jokes

  1. these jokes are ok some of them are corny sorry just critic :) <3

  2. Cool, I like the Viking one. The others, some of them are kinda cheesy. (No offense, guys. I’m writing a joke book, and the ones in my book are kinda better. Some have the answers right infront of you.) The viking one might go into my joke book. -Darth Vader PS. I like the one with Luke and Vader in it wink wink nudge nudge*

    *Look at my nickname.

  3. awesome

  4. Love the rudolf the red nose raindear one.

  5. supa funny

  6. Awesome jokes😂😂😂

  7. some are good some arn’t

  8. MaxTron3094is funny // December 3, 2014 at 9:59 pm // Reply

    these jokes were really hilarious all my friends laughed 😂

  9. crazychristmascarol // December 3, 2014 at 8:12 pm // Reply

    Funny

  10. Great jokes for young kids :)

  11. Party Planner // December 1, 2014 at 12:44 pm // Reply

    Wonderful jokes!

  12. unicorn girl // November 29, 2014 at 4:22 pm // Reply

    These jokes are so good. I love them. How did you come up with these

  13. enderslayer9872 // November 23, 2014 at 11:16 am // Reply

    These jokes are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. I look at these jokes when I am in a super bad mood. These jokes will cheer me up!

  15. so funny I like them all

  16. very good christmas jokes very funny all the family laughed on christmas day hahaha

  17. this is really funny since its christmas i meant tody

  18. Water Dragon Leader // December 25, 2013 at 4:40 pm // Reply

    These jokes are so corny I just made $40 selling a bushel of them.

  19. These are really bad jokes

  20. I posted the one about Rudolph the Red, and it was a hit. Thanks Jorge

  21. Christmas kids // December 25, 2013 at 8:20 am // Reply

    :D we laughed. Share them at dinner when everyone’s around, if you have a funny family they’ll get them lol hohoho merry christmas!!!!!

  22. Christmas kids // December 25, 2013 at 8:18 am // Reply

    We thought they were funny stop hating please. They are for little kids not teenagers so yup merry christmas!!!!!!!

  23. Hope yall Havering a cool chirmwas ( don5t know how to sorely that)

  24. These jokes are so cute.:)

  25. PS I’m just a kid -)

  26. What do you get wham a snowman hits a turck

    What. A snow car

  27. I have a daughter in the hospital this year. I am sad and she is sad. THANK YOU GUYS for making me smile. I’m planning on helping her smile with these jokes.

  28. christmas lover // December 24, 2013 at 11:26 am // Reply

    these jokes are not hilarious… but they are ok.

  29. Love Boys’ Life jokes! Read ’em and groan…

  30. cool jokes guys

  31. they are very funny!ha!ha!ha!

  32. Oh my goodness, these are awful

  33. well tell me a joke

  34. i like your jokes

  35. how do you make jokes like that?

  36. Loved the jokes plan on using them on my family tomorrow while they are making cookies!

  37. Ho ho hilarious

  38. Their very funny

  39. its very funny and enjoyble

  40. Terrific clean fun 1 liners. Thank you & merry Christmas!

  41. So funny 4got to laugh

  42. The jokes are funny me children luke them

  43. Who was the best singer at the North Pole Elf-is Presly

  44. These jokes are dumb nd not even funny!!

  45. Cool Jokes

  46. It’s too funny I’m crying!

  47. some jokes r weird

  48. those jokes literalee get me crackin up…

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