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7 funny giraffe jokes

Giraffe fever is sweeping the Internet! If your Facebook profile is now a giraffe, why not share one of these great jokes sent in to us by Boys’ Life readers? It could open the door (or your eyes) to a good laugh.

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Seth: What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
Jake: Tell me.
Seth: A “plane in the neck.”
Submitted by Jake P. , Vaihingen, Germany


Nick: What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a Scout?
Mick: I haven’t a clue.
Nick: A person everyone looks up to.
Submitted by Nick C. , Windsor, Conn.


Jack: Why do giraffes have long necks?
Jill: I have no clue.
Jack: Because their feet stink.
Submitted by Alex S. , Marietta, Ga.


Joshua: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Timothy: Why?
Joshua: Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Submitted by Joshua and Timothy T. , Cheltenham, Pa.


Ted: What do you call a zoo that has only giraffes in it?
Ned: I don’t know. What?
Ted: Giraffic Park!
Submitted by Nicholas B. , De Pere, Wis.


Tyler: What do you get when you mix a Labrador and a giraffe?
Tommy: I don’t know. What?
Tyler: A dog that barks at airplanes!
Submitted by Tyler H. , Folsom, Calif.


Joseph: What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a pig?
Johnny: What?
Joseph: Bacon and legs.
Submitted by Joseph R. , Nutley, N.J.


5 Comments on 7 funny giraffe jokes

  1. Scout Master // October 30, 2013 at 10:56 am // Reply

    Why do you look up to a Giraffe?> They have a high intelligence!

  2. These are really really funny!!!

  3. I’d hate to be a giraffe… with a sore throat.

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