Comments on: Write a funny caption for this photo

By: wow gamer

wow gamer — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 23:18:02 +0000

Wet dog. Large Tonque.

By: ZurdAttack

ZurdAttack — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 01:24:17 +0000

NOOOOOOO! I’M MELTING!

By: starsailor

starsailor — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 02:36:09 +0000

Did somebody say,”Fresh steak”?

By: funny

funny — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 02:44:34 +0000

man o man i am so tired i might even fall asleep on the coast of the elephant

By: Lofty

Lofty — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 12:59:58 +0000

S.O.S. HELP ME!!!!!!!!

By: friendlywebelo142

friendlywebelo142 — Sun, 11 Dec 2011 18:14:20 +0000

ahhh! Christina Aguelara is TERRIBLE!

By: The Man

The Man — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 23:36:54 +0000

Were Finaly done with that hike Ahhhhhh

By: Yoda3x

Yoda3x — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 16:40:50 +0000

look out! slimy thing coming out of his mouth!

By: 2134

2134 — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 19:35:12 +0000

I see water! No, that is a rain cloud.

By: wolfsbane

wolfsbane — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 21:58:38 +0000

Here kitty. Into the pitch-black cave.(burp)

By: reddude1999

reddude1999 — Sat, 01 Oct 2011 17:26:32 +0000

UUUh im regreting eating that shoe

By: chowder

chowder — Sat, 13 Aug 2011 00:33:36 +0000

say “ahh”.

By: ty

ty — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 04:47:32 +0000

is this normal because i just was out in the sun and heat a little?

By: 100acrewood

100acrewood — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 23:30:04 +0000

Oh, yeah… a little to the left jim, no,no, down a little…

By: Blarb

Blarb — Mon, 27 Jun 2011 21:37:46 +0000

Man, first the hose, and now the ten-year-old cat food! I’m going to get you for this…as soon as I recover.

By: ace

ace — Mon, 27 Jun 2011 16:28:27 +0000

play ded!!

By: 15bitzers

15bitzers — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 21:25:04 +0000

Ahh… Getting a Blizzard from DQ is so much fun, especially when it is 120 degrees out here.

By: dino 347

dino 347 — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 02:24:07 +0000

AAWW. Running through the sprinklers on a hot day is soooo fun.

By: zebo

zebo — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 04:53:27 +0000

im a graiffe.

By: A Kid

A Kid — Tue, 03 May 2011 00:40:23 +0000

Is there any other way to tan your tonge?

By: tomato98

tomato98 — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 23:30:26 +0000

Hello? Can’t anyone tell I’m thirsty?

By: Hike,Camp,Have fun

Hike,Camp,Have fun — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 17:56:57 +0000

MY tongue is numb!

By: dancing soccer mom

dancing soccer mom — Sun, 10 Apr 2011 01:00:41 +0000

I think I can reach the BBQ that got stuck on my shoulder.

By: mitch

mitch — Thu, 31 Mar 2011 21:27:25 +0000

I’m dead

By: Fly boy No. T

Fly boy No. T — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 02:40:31 +0000

Me Jalapeno is SPICY!!!

By: RedBaron23

RedBaron23 — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 22:09:30 +0000

Is my tounge red?

By: MOONMAN200

MOONMAN200 — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 01:45:05 +0000

PANT,PANT,PANT,man i HATE running threw the garden!!!

By: Diabeetus

Diabeetus — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 23:23:19 +0000

Does my breath stink?

By: MudkipDude

MudkipDude — Sun, 27 Feb 2011 12:43:11 +0000

Just toss the the treat right in here and don’t mind the tongue.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 00:55:54 +0000

yeah thats some juicy new york strip!

By: scout 706

scout 706 — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 03:22:27 +0000

maybe just maybe i will catch pedro with my tounge

By: bambam

bambam — Sat, 29 Jan 2011 22:11:48 +0000

i’m “playing dead”!

By: jokeguy768

jokeguy768 — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 22:46:48 +0000

my tongue feeds on solor power

By: DaffyDopey452

DaffyDopey452 — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 20:37:09 +0000

Mmmm, that bacon hit the spot!

By: tron

tron — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 02:30:10 +0000

I am so THIRSTY!!!!

By: Pikachu88_O_O

Pikachu88_O_O — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 21:15:07 +0000

my tounge… my tounge is so… FLOPPY!!

By: Pedro

Pedro — Sat, 08 Jan 2011 19:18:31 +0000

FOOD! GLORYIS FOOD

By: The S.S. SCOUT!

The S.S. SCOUT! — Sat, 01 Jan 2011 22:28:29 +0000

UH UH OMG THAT LOOKS LIKE A GOOD HAMBURGER!!!!!!!!!!

By: indiana jones

indiana jones — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 21:19:33 +0000

How long will this heat wave last

By: Tiger=Awesome

Tiger=Awesome — Mon, 27 Dec 2010 21:10:22 +0000

“Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.”

By: gorrila

gorrila — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 02:29:12 +0000

mom bobby nummed my tounge

By: Bandit

Bandit — Fri, 03 Dec 2010 17:43:40 +0000

i am pretending to be jar jar binks

By: awesomekid

awesomekid — Thu, 25 Nov 2010 15:19:27 +0000

How do you like my “dead dog” impression?

By: Funny-boy

Funny-boy — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 01:52:48 +0000

Can you check my tongue please? I think it has a flea on it or something. Oh I know. Spray it off with the hose!

By: chychy

chychy — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 22:31:29 +0000

ahh this is the life baby

By: Breeze103

Breeze103 — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 20:49:53 +0000

Ahhhhhh!! I bit my tongue again!

By: monkey

monkey — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 04:36:26 +0000

if all the rain drops were lemon-drops and gum-drops, oh what a rain that would be…

By: not.here

not.here — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 15:29:14 +0000

waaaaaa! I don’t *sniff,sniff* have THUMBS! waaaaa!

By: not.here

not.here — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 15:27:49 +0000

Hose! hey…you! turn it on , nice an’ slow…OK now… SQUIRT IT IN MY MOUTH!!!!! Oh yeah…

By: not.here

not.here — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 15:25:56 +0000

…But mom! it’s not my fault! the dentist pulled my tongue out!

By: mikey blob

mikey blob — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 18:27:46 +0000

HA HA HA HA HA HA Funny joke HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

By: mikey blob

mikey blob — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 18:25:36 +0000

That is SO funny!!

By: watmater889

watmater889 — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 14:44:08 +0000

I broke the record for the longest tongue in the world!!!!!!! yes!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Ziggy

Ziggy — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 23:46:07 +0000

With treats this big, there’s no room for your tounge…

By: Rizk

Rizk — Thu, 27 May 2010 23:11:03 +0000

What kind of treat was that?! That was pure pepper!!!

By: slpooy

slpooy — Sat, 08 May 2010 01:45:42 +0000

i guess thats how…

By: Bob

Bob — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 20:47:11 +0000

This is how you swallow the South American Flattypinkus Snake!

By: T man

T man — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 21:59:18 +0000

hey waitress tip of advice: never put your tongue in the camp fire, oh and more water!!!!

By: foogoo

foogoo — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 00:25:19 +0000

Bit of advice: NEVER EVER put your tongue down on a highway

By: cc

cc — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 04:28:33 +0000

waiter! wheres my water! *pant* *pant*

By: iamallama

iamallama — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 02:36:45 +0000

My tounge was dieing! it needed air!

By: get up and go

get up and go — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 00:12:05 +0000

You said “say ahh”, or is this not what you had in mind?

By: laughable

laughable — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 19:53:53 +0000

At the car going down a highway simulator.

By: Tailz

Tailz — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 01:34:54 +0000

“HOT.HOT. More water pleeease. It’s so HOT.”

By: chip

chip — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 18:21:46 +0000

Gagh!I’m dying!I see a light!
And icecream!

By: monkey madness

monkey madness — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 23:45:38 +0000

This is the best one! It got published!

By: thekid

thekid — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 14:16:40 +0000

“just hanging out”

By: cooldude

cooldude — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 17:46:49 +0000

“Look at me im jar jar binks”!

By: flare

flare — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 04:28:11 +0000

wheewwee nothin like a 321 mile run in the morning

By: Kiss

Kiss — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 00:39:18 +0000

Gene Simmons can’t beat dis.

By: lotp4

lotp4 — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 03:01:28 +0000

Dog: Maybe my tongue grew.

By: bmouse

bmouse — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 13:27:14 +0000

i’ve been waitting 10 years for it to rain

By: gamemaster

gamemaster — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 18:00:36 +0000

I wonder if this has anything to do with those extra hot peppers?

By: axel steel

axel steel — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 03:33:10 +0000

How do plants soak up sun?????

By: lipzoo

lipzoo — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 20:14:32 +0000

ahh…mabyye I shold break down onthe spicy dog food.

By: Nemo

Nemo — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 22:49:28 +0000

My mom always said that if I stared at the sun too long I’d go blind AND my tongue would become freakishly long, but I didn’t believe her. Now look what happened!

By: billythekid

billythekid — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 23:26:41 +0000

Ahhhh, fresh air!

By: zick

zick — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 02:57:10 +0000

need water!

By: kksilly15

kksilly15 — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 21:17:30 +0000

Champion water drinking is a bad sport for dogs. lets test it on cats!

By: The Dredded

The Dredded — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 19:08:46 +0000

how do you like my tounge now huh, huh.

By: X box

X box — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 20:03:15 +0000

Dog thought’s:Man, I hate my rubber tongue

By: chicken-tenderson

chicken-tenderson — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 22:10:45 +0000

Man, I shouldn’t have stayed up so late!

By: SNAKE EYES

SNAKE EYES — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:23:45 +0000

AIH BLIT MI TUNG.
{TRANSLATION: I BIT MY TONGUE.}

By: Nat 1999

Nat 1999 — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:22:57 +0000

to hot to hot i cant belive i ate all those peppers.

By: nick

nick — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:38:07 +0000

MY TONGUE IS TO LONG MAN!

By: tomato3000

tomato3000 — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:18:08 +0000

My mouth is on FIRE!-literally!

By: tomato3000

tomato3000 — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:10:30 +0000

Water!WATER!

By: Call

Call — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:35:25 +0000

OHHHHHH! MAN AM I TIERD!!!!!!!!

By: gameboy47

gameboy47 — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 06:37:25 +0000

Tongue tan!

By: undercover jelly belly

undercover jelly belly — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 19:13:27 +0000

I think I ate too much Fruit By The Foot.

By: J Man47

J Man47 — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 21:37:08 +0000

Vet: Say “AAAH”
Dog:AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

By: Samster the hamster2000

Samster the hamster2000 — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 02:00:32 +0000

come on! you got to admit my tongue is pretty!

By: masterchief

masterchief — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 04:25:25 +0000

The pizza is a tad spicy…

By: Gray Wolf

Gray Wolf — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 00:09:35 +0000

See master see? This is what I get if you put the water in my bowl so darn low!

By: KK

KK — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 23:29:54 +0000

AHHHHHHHHH the sun feels good

By: the blue spinner

the blue spinner — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 13:55:38 +0000

Owner: AUUGH! A BUNNY EAR!
Dog: WHERE!

By: the blue spinner

the blue spinner — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 13:47:38 +0000

OUCH! ok, who said tongues are made of taffy!?

By: K.F.C

K.F.C — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:44:47 +0000

water i need(cough)water

By: Blondie

Blondie — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 17:28:27 +0000

the dog days of summer

By: Tudo

Tudo — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 13:29:28 +0000

note to self dont get your tounge stuck in the taffy puller