Comments on: Write a funny caption for this photo

By: tinganater

tinganater — Sat, 05 May 2012 20:01:21 +0000

I’m turning into the lorax!

By: Andrew

Andrew — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 14:48:33 +0000

“wax on right hand, wax off left hand, wax on, wax off”
-Karate Kid

By: Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 00:53:45 +0000

Me wise old Chinese guru.Wax on wax off.

By: jay

jay — Sun, 22 Apr 2012 14:27:14 +0000

I havent shaved in a week, ya see

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 16:49:38 +0000

hi i am harry the monkey

By: 5365i47842

5365i47842 — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 22:13:38 +0000

okay mister, hand me that razor if you’ll please.

By: extremescout101

extremescout101 — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 19:37:46 +0000

Is that shaving creme that you got? I NEED IT!!!

By: Mustache

Mustache — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 17:12:10 +0000

Like me mustache yes of course

By: bigbison

bigbison — Sun, 11 Mar 2012 03:53:28 +0000

hhhmmmm, yes, you like my mustache. here i’ll stroke it for you, yes

By: Dude Guy97

Dude Guy97 — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 00:30:54 +0000

Very interesting

By: BLfan

BLfan — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 23:35:33 +0000

what are you looking at, punk?

By: ty

ty — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 21:17:24 +0000

I knew I should have shaved.

By: tooBad

tooBad — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 01:36:04 +0000

back when i was a kid…

By: Monkey Man

Monkey Man — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 16:49:31 +0000

Ahhhh your trouubles shall go away after you fall into my trance.

By: Light777

Light777 — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 00:33:52 +0000

Wax on, wax off…

By: Steveie101.2

Steveie101.2 — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 22:39:54 +0000

I am Senor Monkeyman.

By: Lofty

Lofty — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 12:58:53 +0000

I just can’t find my shaving kit…

By: theBeatles13

theBeatles13 — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 13:22:01 +0000

we need to take the batteries out of the smoke alarms for my birth day this year

By: Yoda3x

Yoda3x — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 16:42:47 +0000

It’s Kong fu monkey!

By: bluekappa96

bluekappa96 — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 23:25:19 +0000

Look everyone! I’m Kernal Sideburns!

By: FireHawk

FireHawk — Sun, 13 Nov 2011 18:57:08 +0000

Combing my mustache is hard work.

By: denh;kyh

denh;kyh — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 12:13:18 +0000

am i old???

By: monster1

monster1 — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 16:28:02 +0000

My name is Professor Dumbledore.

By: coper

coper — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 00:05:58 +0000

use old spice to smell like you have a mustache like mine

By: dd

dd — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 20:37:17 +0000

Did I win

By: Agent J

Agent J — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 20:06:25 +0000

Hey, my barber is a lawn mower. O.K.

By: Dragon Ball Fan

Dragon Ball Fan — Sat, 08 Oct 2011 13:21:37 +0000

Santa: I only gie presents to the good monkeys and not the ones who mock me so you’re going to get a lot of bananas in you’re stocking this year!

By: x-wing

x-wing — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 18:23:30 +0000

the moses of the monkey world

By: clam clam

clam clam — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 21:03:58 +0000

is this the crazy beard contest

By: yes man

yes man — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 20:09:04 +0000

is this audition for whisker wars?

By: meepster

meepster — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 14:56:00 +0000

wow, it’s been 200 days without shaving, that’s what I get for loosing my favorite razor.

By: Scout81

Scout81 — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 12:56:43 +0000

Hello scoutson!

By: #1 dude

#1 dude — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 00:34:50 +0000

use the force luke

By: Croobie4000

Croobie4000 — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 19:42:51 +0000

Step aside, Rip Van Winkle!!!

By: danman99

danman99 — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 00:03:40 +0000

Well do ya?

By: danman99

danman99 — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 00:01:36 +0000

Excuse me sonny, where’s the nearest denture shop? I need some new denture cream.

By: thefaynster

thefaynster — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 22:03:47 +0000

I’m about to pass!

By: master.jr

master.jr — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 16:58:07 +0000

im here to try out for the dumbledor part for harry potter

By: bubu

bubu — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 02:11:24 +0000

I AM THE WORLD’S ENEMY…THE POO THROWER!!!!!!

By: electron

electron — Sun, 04 Sep 2011 18:34:28 +0000

SWEET! my Facial here tonic worked!!

By: Awesomeness

Awesomeness — Sun, 28 Aug 2011 00:06:39 +0000

Rafiki is my mentor

By: billybobjoe

billybobjoe — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 22:38:41 +0000

I can’t tell if this is a monkey or a guy with a really long beard

By: Rabonzo

Rabonzo — Tue, 09 Aug 2011 02:12:12 +0000

Warped Wiseman Wonders…

By: PercyJFan16

PercyJFan16 — Sat, 06 Aug 2011 01:20:29 +0000

WHY DID I USE THE REST OF THAT HAIR REMOVAL ON MY HEAD INSTEAD OF MY FACE?!

By: PercyJFan16

PercyJFan16 — Sat, 06 Aug 2011 01:17:51 +0000

HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU ABOUT THE TIME I TRAVELED MY FIRST 3 STEPS? OH, SO LONG AGO, 1 YEAR, TO BE EXACT.

By: bacon

bacon — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 13:43:51 +0000

for the last time i’m onley 3

By: bunbun

bunbun — Sun, 31 Jul 2011 22:26:36 +0000

luke use the force

By: ty

ty — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 14:38:33 +0000

(looking in the mirror), ahhh! there is a burglar in my house with a giant beard and a mask!!!

By: ty

ty — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 04:28:11 +0000

all i wanted for christmas was a razor and some hair on my head instead of under my nose.

By: cable

cable — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 15:56:44 +0000

Your Kung Fu is no match for my overly grown facial hair!

By: Mello Yellow kid

Mello Yellow kid — Sun, 03 Jul 2011 03:06:53 +0000

You will never become the dragon warior unless you loose 500 pounds and take a bath!! And mabe someday, you will have ears like mine.

By: The Man

The Man — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 02:13:10 +0000

I can’t remember the last time I shaved

By: 15bitzers

15bitzers — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 21:35:53 +0000

Forget about the unibrow, giant mustaches win!

By: guy

guy — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 16:38:18 +0000

feal the shame, feal the shame of not haveing a beard like mine!!!

By: ftgjnfgjf

ftgjnfgjf — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 14:44:33 +0000

can i shave please?

By: awesomeguy123

awesomeguy123 — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 23:22:12 +0000

You are looking very fashoinable.

By: awesomeguy123

awesomeguy123 — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 23:33:38 +0000

Wait…thats a monkey?!?!?!?

By: horselover

horselover — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 17:59:48 +0000

i thing it time for a hair cut i a little hairy

By: retroman1963

retroman1963 — Sun, 29 May 2011 22:58:02 +0000

I will show you the ways of the force, Luke!

By: Sarath

Sarath — Sat, 28 May 2011 18:13:19 +0000

All I wanted was a gotee.

By: surfsup

surfsup — Thu, 26 May 2011 20:29:36 +0000

STOP STARING AT ME LIKE THAT!

By: surfsup

surfsup — Thu, 26 May 2011 20:28:53 +0000

i need to go shave, now EXCUSE ME!!!!

By: rage552

rage552 — Mon, 23 May 2011 00:24:38 +0000

who likes my mustache

By: cutieoreo19

cutieoreo19 — Thu, 19 May 2011 21:14:25 +0000

like my mustache

By: 8125

8125 — Sat, 14 May 2011 18:18:13 +0000

My hair is,where is it?

By: stuff

stuff — Wed, 11 May 2011 02:59:37 +0000

What do you mean Santa?

By: 100acrewood

100acrewood — Fri, 06 May 2011 11:54:17 +0000

Hey, have you seen my razor?

By: the secret police

the secret police — Wed, 04 May 2011 15:55:53 +0000

Look it,s father time!

By: Eon

Eon — Sun, 01 May 2011 20:31:05 +0000

Do I look like Gandolf’s twin brother or what?

By: say-say

say-say — Sun, 01 May 2011 01:05:51 +0000

Mom, where’s my razor?! Dunno! It’s not my turn to use it!

By: copper

copper — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 01:11:48 +0000

What!!….. i`m growing it out

By: tomato98

tomato98 — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 23:27:48 +0000

NO, I’m not selling cotton candy!

By: buckeye

buckeye — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 22:17:41 +0000

I should not have thrown my razor in the garbage.

By: buckeye

buckeye — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 22:16:15 +0000

What am I, Chewbaka?

By: J-rod

J-rod — Fri, 22 Apr 2011 22:55:08 +0000

2 inches short from the championship. Sigh…

By: shadowfox

shadowfox — Thu, 21 Apr 2011 21:59:49 +0000

They say i look like Santa.

By: spy

spy — Thu, 21 Apr 2011 13:54:07 +0000

does my handle bar mustache look good or is it just to weird for you?

By: Hairball

Hairball — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 18:16:59 +0000

“What? You think I need a shave!?!?”

By: dino 347

dino 347 — Sat, 16 Apr 2011 03:07:24 +0000

Honey wheres my dang razor?

By: Hike,Camp,Have fun

Hike,Camp,Have fun — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 14:19:43 +0000

CAMERA, GET OUT OF MY FACE!! SURE I’M FAMOUS,BUT I AM STILL SHAVING!!!!!!!

By: Lacster

Lacster — Sun, 10 Apr 2011 21:30:57 +0000

Do you think I should cut a little bit off the ends? I might end up working at Hogwarts otherwise! Or the North Pole!

By: ruchg

ruchg — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 02:45:47 +0000

Whoa! How old are you? Exactly 2,575,455,344,222 years and 8 days.

By: zebo

zebo — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 00:21:26 +0000

fellow monkey get my shaver

By: Gameguy

Gameguy — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 00:08:12 +0000

Well sonny. Let me tell you about the early days when we didn’t have this stuff.

By: Fly boy No. T

Fly boy No. T — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 02:39:04 +0000

It looks like you went crazy with Rogain dude.

By: Fly boy No. T

Fly boy No. T — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 02:37:57 +0000

You got to ask your self one question, do you feel lucky, Punk? My mustache has tangoed with worse people than you.

By: RedBaron23

RedBaron23 — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 21:51:57 +0000

Hey, I’m over 1386 years old. I look good for my age.

By: Nick

Nick — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 14:06:33 +0000

When 900 years old, like me, you don’t look so good

By: Spacebar

Spacebar — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 12:43:48 +0000

Time to get my razors back from Carl.

By: D is Awesome

D is Awesome — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 16:35:25 +0000

What do you want for Christmas, little boy?

By: TT

TT — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 16:23:30 +0000

Like it? NO?! (Dang I thought she would.) Wait! Come baaack!!!!

By: bfabi104

bfabi104 — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 02:38:14 +0000

look at my moustache!look at it!

By: bob the unicorn

bob the unicorn — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 12:33:30 +0000

“Am I geting old”

By: Chucky

Chucky — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 21:29:08 +0000

Do I look like a wizard because I do not shave often!!!

By: dude

dude — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 18:27:45 +0000

What do you think of my facil hair’ sexy right?

By: Bubs

Bubs — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 23:08:13 +0000

So…why do i have to shave?

By: percussionist42

percussionist42 — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 18:38:08 +0000

I mustache you not to laugh at me

By: toster

toster — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 11:59:49 +0000

do you think i need to shave?

By: beebond

beebond — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 01:45:33 +0000

i need to shave

By: bobow

bobow — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 21:36:00 +0000

Time to shave :-[