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Top 10 best Pokémon jokes

Last year, we asked readers to send us their jokes for the Pokémon Arceus Joke Contest. Here are ten of the best.

Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.

Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.

Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.

Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor  in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.

Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.

Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.

Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.

Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.

Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.

Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa

220 Comments on Top 10 best Pokémon jokes

  1. Thomasmagma // June 25, 2015 at 11:46 am // Reply

    These arent good i can do better. How do you get pikachu in a bus? You poke-im-on!

  2. How do you get pikachu on a bus?
    Pok-em’on.

  3. Nice, but I’m not a huge Pokemon fan. I’ve just started watching the show and I’m confused on every joke. Plus, they weren’t really that funny. Thanks anyway.

  4. pretty cool

  5. pokemonmasterred // June 3, 2015 at 9:47 am // Reply

    these werent funny. at all

  6. Awesomeness // May 31, 2015 at 9:29 pm // Reply

    Pretty good but could have been better. Here’s one. Why can’t yoy take Pikachu into the bathroom with you. Because he might peek-at-chu

  7. Wow!They were awesome!I liked it very much.

  8. Xjnsksnsn // May 28, 2015 at 3:40 pm // Reply

    OK!

  9. Xjnsksnsn // May 28, 2015 at 3:39 pm // Reply

    OK, I got them all

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