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Top 10 best Pokémon jokes

Last year, we asked readers to send us their jokes for the Pokémon Arceus Joke Contest. Here are ten of the best.

Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.

Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.

Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.

Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor  in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.

Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.

Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.

Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.

Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.

Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.

Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa

10 Comments on Top 10 best Pokémon jokes

  1. the pokemaster // November 19, 2015 at 6:42 pm // Reply

    that was very punny

  2. Those jokes were funny 😄

  3. I don’t play the games but I used to watch the videos but i stopped and now i stick to cards but I know a lot of pokemon and their spellings.

  4. what do you call pokemon droppings?

  5. AN UNKNOWN PERSON // August 23, 2015 at 9:16 pm // Reply

    Q:When Ash holds Pikachu and Pikachu holds a Pokémon that’s about to fall down,(off a cliff or something)what do they say when they successfully save a Pokémon from falling down?
    A:PI-KA-CHU!(We’ve got you)

  6. AN UNKNOWN PERSON // August 23, 2015 at 9:11 pm // Reply

    Q:How do you get a Pikachu on a Bus?
    A:You have to POKE-A-MON

  7. ChicaFromhideOut // August 10, 2015 at 8:18 pm // Reply

    I loved the Pirate one and the whale of fortune!!!

  8. Awesome joke

  9. Smart smart and awesome

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