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Top 10 best Pokémon jokes


Last year, we asked readers to send us their jokes for the Pokémon Arceus Joke Contest. Here are ten of the best.

Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
– Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.

Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
– Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.

Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
– Bryan W., Milford, N.H.

Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor  in the court!
– Austin J., Dresher, Pa.

Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
– Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.

Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
– Alex L., Littleton, Colo.

Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
– Joshua N., Brick, N.J.

Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
– Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.

Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
– Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.

Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
– Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa

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Comments about “Top 10 best Pokémon jokes”

  1. YoloSwagginz says:

    These are extremely terrible…

  2. Star says:

    Ok i guess… I liked the pares one 😐

  3. Poke fan says:

    Arrrrrceus get it

  4. Watertypesrule! says:

    That is so so sad

  5. Anonymous says:

    terrible

  6. justin bieber says:

    Cool jokes

  7. Dhdnzk says:

    Worst jokes ever

  8. Brayden says:

    Lol these jokes are funny:) :) :) :)

  9. fleesfire123 says:

    I LOVE the 4th 5th and 6th!

  10. Chaser122123 says:

    What do u get when u put a parot in a washing machine?
    A poliwhirl!

  11. Yellow says:

    What is dark and likes to cry?
    Dar-crie

  12. hades316 says:

    why do pokemon get confused after using outrage cause aren’t any pokemon left to battle

  13. anonymous bosch says:

    What is the pokemon trains official name?

    The pikachoo-choo train!

  14. A random girl says:

    I pichu so you pick me too and btw i pikachu at you yesterday i like you but i’m not gonna raichu a love song

  15. Pikachu says:

    I didn’t really get them

  16. wolf and dragon lover says:

    tell me some more awesome jokes

  17. Charlie says:

    I’m the zubat Kanto deserves, but not the one it needs…

  18. pokefreek says:

    how do you get a pikachu on a bus? poke-him-on

  19. funny4 says:

    A bee that drills, Beedrill, that makes me laugh all the time

  20. santo says:

    jokes are so funny

  21. lou says:

    pokemon is da best

  22. ihatemudkipzbaby says:

    Name 2 pokemon from the Johto region.
    Coffee-grigus and Latte-as. (Get it? the Joe-to region. Joe. Like Coffee. But Cofagrigus and Latias aren’t from there. Its a joke.)

  23. pika says:

    why did cubhoo say achoo because he always has. snot hanging. from his nose PS I am a girl

  24. thereis100ofthem says:

    You can store hundreds of Pokemon on a PC…
    Why can’t you have a laptop?

  25. narwhals says:

    If a pokemon is stored in a Pc then would it be called a digimon.

  26. TotodileIsEpic says:

    Which Pokemon is the hairiest?
    Hairy-ama

  27. Waerboy says:

    What time is it when palkia sits on your
    Time to ge a new car

  28. pkmn lovah says:

    Q: why dont you shower around pokemon?
    A: they might pikachu! (peek at you)

  29. ZoruaTheZorua says:

    What Pokèmon chews bubblegum?
    PikaCHEW!

    (Yeah, I’m a girl xP)

  30. Pokegirl says:

    How do you get 150 pokemon on a bus? You Pok-em-on

  31. Hahaha says:

    What brand of underware do Pokemon wear? Fruit of breloom

  32. A_T_A_R_I says:

    I’m a girl, but…
    Here’s one:
    What did the Pokemon say when it sneezed? “Pi-kAH-CHOO!”

  33. Carbison says:

    Who wants to hear the history of banned Pokemon episodes? Okay!
    One episode was banned because it gave people seisures…lots ended up in the hospital.
    Another episode was banned because guns are pointed repeatedly, and Meowth wears a mustache that mimicks Adolf Hitler.
    And finally, an episode called “Beauty and the Beach” was banned because it showed James in a bikini (he had inflatable breasts).

  34. Pokenum says:

    How do you get 5 bubblesors and 2 charzards in a bus:you Pokemon :)

  35. pokejoker says:

    which pokemon coughs a lot of snot

    loogy-a

  36. Randomness says:

    Q:What did one Geodude say to another getting on bus? A:Lets just Grou-Don!(Crowd-On)

  37. Typhlosion4ever says:

    Ha! Those jokes gave me a good laugh!

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