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Top 10 best Pokémon jokes

Last year, we asked readers to send us their jokes for the Pokémon Arceus Joke Contest. Here are ten of the best.

Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.

Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.

Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.

Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor  in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.

Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.

Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.

Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.

Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.

Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.

Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa

208 Comments on Top 10 best Pokémon jokes

  1. They are very funny. I really like pokemon.

  2. Mr. Genius // May 24, 2010 at 7:45 pm // Reply

    I really don’t get most of these jokes because i stopped watching pokemon years ago but i do get the old ones

  3. yah that was cool.

  4. i huve soulsilver and i beat the game, have all the legendaries, and have dragonite flygon tyrnitar altaria and garchomp. Oh and i beat red. BEAT THAT!!!!

  5. i dont watch pokemon so i dont get any of these
    but im sure they would make sense if i did

  6. One day Pichu was suprised by Voltorb.Pichu said:That was shocking!

  7. pika eve // May 6, 2010 at 8:22 am // Reply

    ha ha!:D

  8. lololololol

  9. They’re funny i guess

  10. Q:What Do Pikachu’s do?
    A: They Peek and sneeze.
    Peek-a-choo

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