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12 funny Thanksgiving Day jokes


Happy Thanksgiving Day! Here are more than a dozen Thanksgiving jokes by Boys’ Life readers that will make you thankful you have a funny bone instead of a wishbone on Turkey Day. Do you know a funny Thanksgiving joke? Click here to send your joke to us.


Josh: Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?
Phil: Why?
Josh: He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.

Submitted by John W., Hoschton, Ga.


Biff: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Bob: I don’t know.
Biff: It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!

Submitted by Rachy Y., Waianae, Hawaii


Charles: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Mary: I haven’t a clue.
Charles: Peach gobbler!

Submitted by Charles S., Gilbert, Ariz.


A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”

“No, ma’am. They’re dead.”

Submitted by Grant W., San Diego, Calif.


Danny: Why did the cranberries turn red?
Jake: Beats me.
Danny: Because they saw the turkey dressing!

Submitted by Danny Z., Sandwich, Mass.


Billy: Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
Joe: Beats me.
Billy: Because they wear their belt buckles on their hats!

Submitted by Billy S., Dover, Mass.


Luke: What did the turkey say to the computer?
Will: What?
Luke: “Google, google, google.”

Submitted by Luke C., College Station, Tex.


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A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes the insults stop. The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot is shivering. It stammers, “S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.” Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, “W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?”

Submitted by Ted M., Sayreville, N.J.


Tom Swiftie: “May I say the prayer before Thanksgiving dinner?” Tom asked gracefully.

Submitted by Eric Z., Spokane,Wash.


Pedro: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
Ordep: What?
Pedro: “Quack! Quack!”

Submitted by Svenju B., Shawnee, Okla.


Caleb: What key has legs and can’t open doors?
Caitlyn: What?
Caleb: A turkey.

Submitted by Caleb M.


Alex: Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
Adam: Why?
Alex: He sensed fowl play.

Submitted by Alex W., Sterling Heights, Mich.


Leighton: What sound does a limping turkey make?
Zach: I give up!
Leighton: “Wobble, wobble!”

Submitted by Zach C., Roanoke, Tex.


Chas: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to at the first Thanksgiving feast?
Tom: What kind?
Chas: Plymouth Rock!

Submitted by Chas K., Appleton, Wis.


Sister: Mom wants your to help us fix Thanksgiving Day dinner.
Brother: Why? Is it broken?

Submitted by Stephanie R., Chittenango, N.Y.


Pat: What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?
Jerry: I don’t know. What?
Pat: A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries.

Submitted by Patricia J., Warrens, Wis.


Justin: Which November holiday is Dracula’s favorite?
Jay: Which one?
Justin: Fangs-giving!

Submitted by Justin T. , Los Angeles, Calif.


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Comments about “12 funny Thanksgiving Day jokes”

  1. emaly says:

    Your jokes are funny and good.

  2. I am unknown says:

    GREAT!

  3. Emily says:

    I like these they are pretty cool.

  4. tomboy says:

    whys it all about the parrot joke

  5. kkay says:

    i loved the parrot i would have said the same thing, AND WHAT DID THE TURKY DO?

  6. Isabella says:

    I think the one that asked why did the turkey cross the roud was funny happy thanksgiving !!!!!!!!!

  7. Bernie says:

    The parrot saw the turkey in the freezer.

  8. nosrac says:

    The patriot 1 is funny “What did the turkey do? HAHAHAHAHA

  9. DrakeDragonSlayer says:

    Parrot joke doesn’t make sense. :P

  10. NB says:

    I don’t get the parrot joke but the rest are hilarious!

  11. Whitefield says:

    Some of these are great, and some are, well, dumb. :( Anyway, have a great thanksgiving! :)

  12. TJ says:

    Great Jokes. Have a great Thanksgiving!

  13. mystery says:

    Some of them i get, but many of them i don’t. Lol

  14. waterninja says:

    kewl

  15. kk says:

    i don’t get them

  16. Mrs.smartypants says:

    How Cool WOW!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

  17. RYGUY says:

    not funny

  18. Maria says:

    I loved these. They are really nice jokes.

  19. coo coo says:

    i am coo coo crazy for some of these jokes !!!!!!!!!!! <3

  20. meme says:

    i like these jokes lol <3 i wonder who made them they are so funny!

  21. Herpaherpaherp says:

    These jokes are funny. And kinda cheesy, which makes it even more funny. :-)

  22. tbone says:

    very funny

  23. Scientist 429 says:

    Pretty cool. Couldn’t have thought of them myself

  24. Like_a_boss says:

    WOW!

  25. Chessman says:

    cool jokes

  26. The Fruit says:

    Love all the jokes!
    You kids have a great future!

  27. Anonymous says:

    Huh, not bad!

  28. bub says:

    LOL DUDE THEY ARE AWESOME

  29. dill says:

    These r awesome! They are so funny.

  30. Mr.smartypants says:

    I love the one with the parrot asking what did the turkey do so funny HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • ahsog says:

      i dont get it. explain it plz

      • DoYrBst says:

        The explanation of the parrot joke is that a frozen Thanksgiving turkey was in the freezer. It was most likely wrapped in plastic and frozen solid. The Parrot was afraid that the turkey was a former pet that misbehaved and was put in the freezer as punishment. The parrot apologized because he didn’t want that to happen to him.

      • littlej says:

        For those of you that don’t understand the Parrot Joke….the Parrot saw the plucked frozen Turkey and didn’t want to end up the same way.

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