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12 funny Thanksgiving Day jokes

Happy Thanksgiving Day! Here are more than a dozen Thanksgiving jokes by Boys’ Life readers that will make you thankful you have a funny bone instead of a wishbone on Turkey Day. Do you know a funny Thanksgiving joke? Click here to send your joke to us.


Josh: Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?
Phil: Why?
Josh: He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.

Submitted by John W., Hoschton, Ga.


Biff: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Bob: I don’t know.
Biff: It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!

Submitted by Rachy Y., Waianae, Hawaii


Charles: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Mary: I haven’t a clue.
Charles: Peach gobbler!

Submitted by Charles S., Gilbert, Ariz.


A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”

“No, ma’am. They’re dead.”

Submitted by Grant W., San Diego, Calif.


Danny: Why did the cranberries turn red?
Jake: Beats me.
Danny: Because they saw the turkey dressing!

Submitted by Danny Z., Sandwich, Mass.


Billy: Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
Joe: Beats me.
Billy: Because they wear their belt buckles on their hats!

Submitted by Billy S., Dover, Mass.


Luke: What did the turkey say to the computer?
Will: What?
Luke: “Google, google, google.”

Submitted by Luke C., College Station, Tex.


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A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes the insults stop. The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot is shivering. It stammers, “S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.” Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, “W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?”

Submitted by Ted M., Sayreville, N.J.


Tom Swiftie: “May I say the prayer before Thanksgiving dinner?” Tom asked gracefully.

Submitted by Eric Z., Spokane,Wash.


Pedro: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
Ordep: What?
Pedro: “Quack! Quack!”

Submitted by Svenju B., Shawnee, Okla.


Caleb: What key has legs and can’t open doors?
Caitlyn: What?
Caleb: A turkey.

Submitted by Caleb M.


Alex: Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
Adam: Why?
Alex: He sensed fowl play.

Submitted by Alex W., Sterling Heights, Mich.


Leighton: What sound does a limping turkey make?
Zach: I give up!
Leighton: “Wobble, wobble!”

Submitted by Zach C., Roanoke, Tex.


Chas: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to at the first Thanksgiving feast?
Tom: What kind?
Chas: Plymouth Rock!

Submitted by Chas K., Appleton, Wis.


Sister: Mom wants your to help us fix Thanksgiving Day dinner.
Brother: Why? Is it broken?

Submitted by Stephanie R., Chittenango, N.Y.


Pat: What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?
Jerry: I don’t know. What?
Pat: A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries.

Submitted by Patricia J., Warrens, Wis.


Justin: Which November holiday is Dracula’s favorite?
Jay: Which one?
Justin: Fangs-giving!

Submitted by Justin T. , Los Angeles, Calif.


Do you know a funny Thanksgiving joke? Click here to send your joke to us.

108 Comments on 12 funny Thanksgiving Day jokes

  1. i like the cranberry one

  2. scottdaman02 // November 19, 2013 at 9:26 am // Reply

    tee hee

  3. Percy Jackson // November 19, 2013 at 1:05 am // Reply

    All of these have been in Boy’s Life before.

  4. YEAH! I found my very funny joke you just want to gobble it! (Get it? GOBBLE!)

  5. I thank my competitors

  6. That turkey one is one of the funniest jokes i’ve heard in a long time!!! I love it!!!<

  7. Very entertaining.

  8. they where all funny. Especially the parrot one. LOL!

  9. lol rotfl to parot :)

  10. LOL

  11. I LOVED THE ONE ABOUT THE TURKEY HUNTER LOL……

  12. my favorite is the parrot one

  13. Cute jokes!

  14. Awesomeanator // November 23, 2012 at 11:36 am // Reply

    LOL

  15. lol funny ive heard some of these before

  16. The are awesome

  17. ha ha ha !

  18. scorpion king // November 22, 2012 at 10:28 am // Reply

    some of them were pretty funny. others I didn`t get at all.

  19. thanksgivingfreak // November 21, 2012 at 11:00 pm // Reply

    These are cute jokes. Some are funny! :)

  20. The Derpfish // November 20, 2012 at 9:37 pm // Reply

    Hardy har har.

  21. I like the google,google one

  22. its funny

  23. the jokes are funny!!!!!

  24. LOVE EM !!!!!!!!!1

  25. love the parrot joke

  26. i liked the one with the google

  27. Iv’e heard the plymouth rock one on boys life magizine

  28. Funny!!!!!!!

  29. i like the parrot one best.

  30. troop 47 member // November 1, 2012 at 10:36 am // Reply

    i liked the one with the google

  31. Master3502 // July 27, 2012 at 9:26 pm // Reply

    The parrot one and the limping turkey were funny.

  32. I did not get the parrot one

  33. I like all of them oops got to go the boss is coming!

  34. I liked the parrot one! It was funny.

  35. Random Bro and Random Sis // November 25, 2011 at 7:59 pm // Reply

    We love the parrot joke best! It’s funny!

  36. tom (may be a girl) // November 22, 2011 at 4:35 pm // Reply

    i dident like the parrrot one

  37. HA HA HA! i like the parrot too! it’s really funny! :)

    I am a new cub scout

  38. i hered that one befor

  39. AnonymousBoysLifefan // November 21, 2011 at 10:44 am // Reply

    i like the parrot the best

  40. definitley the parrot one

  41. Barkerbomb45 // November 20, 2011 at 9:33 am // Reply

    I liked the parrot one :)

  42. Same here

  43. TROOP.27 MEMBER // November 18, 2011 at 12:40 am // Reply

    dees r ok i guss

  44. i like the parrot too!!!it’s funny!

  45. hmm….. DEFINITELY THE PARROT!!

  46. The Parrot one is the best…

  47. HA HA HA HA

  48. ducttapeboy and brother // November 11, 2011 at 7:38 pm // Reply

    We liked the parrot one best! :)

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