Happy Thanksgiving Day! Here are a plateful of Thanksgiving jokes by Boys’ Life readers that will make you thankful you have a funny bone instead of a wishbone on Turkey Day. Do you know a funny Thanksgiving joke? Click here to send your joke to us.
Josh: Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?
Josh: He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.
Joke submitted by John W., Hoschton, Ga.
Biff: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Bob: I don’t know.
Biff: It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!
Joke submitted by Rachy Y., Waianae, Hawaii
Charles: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Mary: I haven’t a clue.
Charles: Peach gobbler!
Joke submitted by Charles S., Gilbert, Ariz.
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
“No, ma’am. They’re dead.”
Joke submitted by Grant W., San Diego, Calif.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Danny: Why did the cranberries turn red?
Jake: Beats me.
Danny: Because they saw the turkey dressing!
Joke submitted by Danny Z., Sandwich, Mass.
Billy: Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
Joe: Beats me.
Billy: Because they wear their belt buckles on their hats!
Joke submitted by Billy S., Dover, Mass.
Luke: What did the turkey say to the computer?
Luke: “Google, google, google.”
Joke submitted by Luke C., College Station, Tex.
Josh: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
David: Tell me.
Josh: Drumsticks for everyone on Thanksgiving Day!
Joke submitted by David B., Quaker Hill, Conn.
Comic by Daryll Collins
A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes the insults stop. The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot is shivering. It stammers, “S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.” Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, “W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?”
Joke submitted by Ted M., Sayreville, N.J.
Tom Swiftie: “May I say the prayer before Thanksgiving dinner?” Tom asked gracefully.
Joke submitted by Eric Z., Spokane,Wash.
Pedro: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
Pedro: “Quack! Quack!”
Joke submitted by Svenju B., Shawnee, Okla.
Comic by Bill Thomas
Caleb: What key has legs and can’t open doors?
Caleb: A turkey.
Joke submitted by Caleb M.
Alex: Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
Alex: He sensed fowl play.
Joke submitted by Alex W., Sterling Heights, Mich.
Robert: Which bird is best at bowling?
Chrystal: I don’t know.
Robert: A turkey.
Joke submitted by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kan.
Leighton: What sound does a limping turkey make?
Zach: I give up!
Leighton: “Wobble, wobble!”
Joke submitted by Zach C., Roanoke, Tex.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Chas: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to at the first Thanksgiving feast?
Tom: What kind?
Chas: Plymouth Rock!
Joke submitted by Chas K., Appleton, Wis.
Sister: Mom wants your to help us fix Thanksgiving Day dinner.
Brother: Why? Is it broken?
Joke submitted by Stephanie R., Chittenango, N.Y.
Pat: What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?
Jerry: I don’t know. What?
Pat: A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries.
Joke submitted by Patricia J., Warrens, Wis.
Justin: Which November holiday is Dracula’s favorite?
Jay: Which one?
Joke submitted by Justin T., Los Angeles, Calif.
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