Happy Thanksgiving! Here are more than a dozen Thanksgiving Day jokes by Boys’ Life readers that will make you thankful you have a funny bone instead of a wishbone. Do you know a funny Thanksgiving Day joke? Click here to send it in.
Josh: Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?
Josh: He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.
Submitted by John W., Hoschton, Ga.
Biff: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Bob: I don’t know.
Biff: It was Thanksgiving, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!
Submitted by Rachy Y., Waianae, Hawaii
Charles: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Mary: I haven’t a clue.
Charles: Peach gobbler!
Submitted by Charles S., Gilbert, Ariz.
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
“No, ma’am. They’re dead.”
Submitted by Grant W., San Diego, Calif.
Danny: Why did the cranberries turn red?
Jake: Beats me.
Danny: Because they saw the turkey dressing!
Submitted by Danny Z., Sandwich, Mass.
Billy: Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
Joe: Beats me.
Billy: Because they wear their belt buckles on their hats!
Submitted by Billy S., Dover, Mass.
Luke: What did the turkey say to the computer?
Luke: “Google, google, google.”
Submitted by Luke C., College Station, Tex.
A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes the insults stop. The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot is shivering. It stammers, “S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.” Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, “W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?”
Submitted by Ted M., Sayreville, N.J.
Tom Swiftie: “May I say the prayer before Thanksgiving dinner?” Tom asked gracefully.
Submitted by Eric Z., Spokane,Wash.
Pedro: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
Pedro: “Quack! Quack!”
Submitted by Svenju B., Shawnee, Okla.
Caleb: What key has legs and can’t open doors?
Caleb: A turkey.
Submitted by Caleb M.
Alex: Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
Alex: He sensed fowl play.
Submitted by Alex W., Sterling Heights, Mich.
Leighton: What sound does a limping turkey make?
Zach: I give up!
Leighton: “Wobble, wobble!”
Submitted by Zach C., Roanoke, Tex.
Chas: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?
Tom: What kind?
Chas: Plymouth Rock!
Submitted by Chas K., Appleton, Wis.
Sister: Mom wants your to help us fix Thanksgiving dinner.
Brother: Why? Is it broken?
Submitted by Stephanie R., Chittenango, N.Y.
Pat: What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?
Jerry: I don’t know. What?
Pat: A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries.
Submitted by Patricia J., Warrens, Wis.
Justin: Which November holiday is Dracula’s favorite?
Jay: Which one?
Submitted by Justin T. , Los Angeles, Calif.