How to make green ice cream

Hey, Pedro, How do you make green ice cream? Does The Boss like you and like working with you?
– Derek V., Mesa, Ariz.

All right, guys, I’ve said I’m not sharing my secret family recipes. I’m sure The Boss likes me (everybody likes me). I’m not sure if he enjoys working with me. He certainly makes funny faces and turns funny colors when he asks me to get to work. And he says nobody in his right mind would eat the stuff I whip up. If you saw his wardrobe, you’d realize he doesn’t have good taste, though.