Dear Pedro, When my brother went to Philmont, he purchased a plush donkey that we named Pedro (after you, of course). I was wondering if you had any other relatives?
– Damon M., Soddy Daisy, Tenn.
I have lots of relatives, Damon, but that plush donkey isn’t one of them. Still, I’m honored you named the toy after me. I’ll bet The Boss doesn’t get cute, cuddly things named for him.