Dear Pedro, Why does The Boss have to keep yelling at you? I think it’s because of your alfalfa milkshakes.
—Noah A., Victoria, Tex.
It’s because of the breaks I take to drink the milkshakes, Noah. For some reason, The Boss thinks I don’t work hard enough. Go figure.
Dear puple sweater wearin’, pencil leanin’, alfa milkshake drinkin’, burrow how come the boss doesn’t let you take any breaks? I give you perrimison to ditch work and drink some alpha milkshakes!!!