Dear Taco-Eating Mailburro, It must be fun to have all the adventures you do. I hope you keep up your good work as editor-in-chief and that The Boss doesn’t get too annoyed with you. You’re a funny burro, Pedro.
– John P., Alliance, Ohio.
I’m glad you appreciate the humor, John (The Boss sure seems to miss it). And it does seem to annoy The Boss when the mail hauler is referred to as the editor-in-chief. Hee-haw!