A star of my standing

Dear Mail Hauler, I don’t see a picture of you in the “Your Pics” section. I see horses and sheep and a goat.
—Neil F., Milwaukee, Wis.

I wouldn’t be “On the Farm,” Neil, I’d be under “Humor & Jokes” (but I’m not there either). I’m displayed on the home page, where a star of my standing deserves to be. (I hope The Boss doesn’t see this, or this mail hauler will be hauling out the door.)