Dear Fellow Always Wearing a Sweater, I’m going to be a Boy Scout soon, something I’ve dreamed to be since I was 8 years old. Do have any advice to give me? (Can you also send me a cool sweater like yours and maybe an alfalfa milkshake?)
—Christopher B., Miami, Fla.
Make the most of the experience and have fun, Christopher. I don’t have extra sweaters lying around, and my milkshakes don’t travel too well (or taste too swell to non-burros). Sorry.