Dear Mail-Haulin’, Alfalfa-Eatin’, Awesome ,Talking Burro-Dude (A.K.A. Pedro), How’s all the mail receiving going? Tell The Boss he needs to take a chill pill (don’t be afraid). And send me an alfalfa shake sometime because my stomach is getting the rumblies.
—Daniel B., Long Beach, Calif.
If your stomach has the rumblies, I don’t think an alfalfa shake is really what you need, Daniel. But if I get going on my mail chores, The Boss won’t need any kind of pill. If I’m doing the hauling, he’s not bawling.