Dear Sweater-Wearing, Awesome Mailburro, I am a girl who has recently subscribed to Boys’ Life. I love it! I’ve always wanted a burro, so when I adopt one I will name him Pedro in honor of you. Also, since I’m new to all this, I haven’t see a photo of The Boss. You talk about him, but you never actually show him. Why not?
—Chyeena Z., Battle Ground, Wash.
You will find a burro to be a noble companion, Chyeena. And you really don’t want to see The Boss. And I really hope he doesn’t read this.