Dear Legit, High-Payin’, Alfalfa-Lovin’ Pedro, You’ve said you just like to clip-clop around instead of riding a bike or driving a car, or something like that. How long does it take you to go places? How often do you sneak down to the cantina you are always mentioning? It sounds tasty!
—Justin B., Scottsville, Va.
Most of the time I move at my own relaxed pace, Justin. The Boss likes to me to move at a more, um, energetic rate, if you know what I mean. I get to the cantina as often as I can, and that’s when I can show some sprinter’s speed.