Dear Pedro, Are you friends with Pee Wee Harris? Have you even been in a B-17 bomber, and do you like the R.A.F (Royal Air Force)?
—Conor F., Richmond, Va.
I’m friends with everyone, Conor. They don’t make a flight mask to fit my distinctive schnozzola, so I enjoy B-17s (and the R.A.F) from a distance.