Dear Pedro, Have you ever been trapped in an icy wasteland before? If so, how would you find shelter with barely any trees or any methods of survival? This summer, I was working on my Wilderness Survival merit badge, and I found many ways for finding shelter for frigid weather — too bad it was 90 degrees outside. I guess it will be a long time before I can make a shelter for frigid weather.
– Matthew S., Wylie, Tex.

Once an ice storm shut down the cantina here, Matthew — no tumbleweed tacos, no alfalfa milkshakes; only cold hay and really cold water. It was terrible. Oh … The Boss says that’s not what you’re asking about. So, ummm, gee, I guess not.