Hey, You Hay-Eatin’, Alfalfa Milkshake—Drinkin’, Tumbleweed Taco—Munchin’, Pencil-Leanin’, Purple Sweater—Wearin’ Big-Eared Donkey Dude, I really love the magazine — all the wacky stories, informative tips and gut-bustin’ comics have entertained me every month for years. I recommend more stories about unusual trips that different troops have taken. Also, I love sharing the jokes with my family and fellow Scouts. One more thing — have you ever tried a green sweater? It’s YOUR color, man.
– Connor N., Charlotte, N.C.

Green is my color, but it reminds me of clover and alfalfa, Connor, and I don’t need anything to make me hungrier.