Why is The Boss so mean?

Hey, Pedro, Why is The Boss so mean? You work so hard. I think he should give you more milkshake breaks. Can you show a picture of him?
– Josh J., Richmond Hill, Ga.

C’mon, Josh, The Boss isn’t really mean. He just expects me to stay focused and work all the time. I have so many distractions, what with my belly grumbling and my poor burro bod needing a nap. He says I take enough milkshake breaks without him giving me more. And as for his picture, well … let’s just say The Boss isn’t suitable for framing.