Writing on wacky adventures

Hey, You Cactus Cupcake—Munchin’, Alfalfa Milkshake—Slurpin’ Donkey, How do you write back to your fans while you’re on one of your wacky adventures? Did you have those adventures in the past, or do you always have a pencil and pad with you?
– Ian P., Seoul Korea

I am pretty remarkable, aren’t I, Ian? That’s why The Boss says there’s nobody like me. He shakes his head when he says it, though.