A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg and asked, “How did you get that?”
The pirate said, “Aye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.”
The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked, “How did you get that?”
The pirate said: “Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.”
The sailor pointed to the pirate’s eye patch and asked, “How did you get that?”
The pirate said, “Aye, a bird came by and left droppings in me eye.”
The sailor said, “That’s not as impressive as the other two. …”
“Aye,” the pirate answered. “It was me first day with the hook.”
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What's going on in this picture? What is this hermit crab doing or thinking?
verry funny
i dont get it
5 STARS!!!!!
Ok qwerty, So it was the pirate’s first day with a hook so when the
bird pooped on him and he wiped it of and in the mean time his hook
took out his eye. P.S he forgot he had a hook.
hilarious!!!! that is great!!!! LOL!!!!
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i dont get it
he took his eye out with his hook when he wiped away the poop