A book never written: “How to Annoy Your Brother” by Barb E. Dahl.
just annoy him
when your brother is trying to have a conversation with you just pick up your phone and play a song he really hates.
if you don’t have a phone just look the other way when he’s telling you stuff
go la la la in his ear and smack your back
I spelled brother wrong in the second line
Get Your Remote for the T.V and put tape on the light which switches the channels. Before your borther comes and switches the channel get black masking on the light that switches the channels. when your brother snatches the remote from you dont be mad cause once he gives up trying to fix the remote. wait untill he leaves and take off the masking tape and then you can watch T.V all day. P.S Until your parents tell you to stop watching T.V.
smack your hands together and act like he hit you
all you have to do is take his videogames while he’s sleeping, and hide them. Then when he askes you where they are, just tell him you IDK. then, you take them out and run around the house with them and he will be so mad you will roflmao.
stamp on his foot and shout as if you got hurt
hide his favorite things and mix yucky stuff in his food or drinks
when hes playing a video game take the controller and start pushing all the buttons
wreck lego thing. He will tackle you!
So when your brother is watching T.V. take the remote from him and change the T.V. I did this to my brother and he got really mad. and then we started fighting and i started to fake cry and he got in trouble.
throw food at him and tickle him
keep on calling him weird names and he’ll tell on you and your mom will come and youll say you didnt do anything and then at nite give him a weadgy and run
while hes playing a video game start asking him random question and he will get annoyed
Get your brothers most favorite item tell him to come to you . have a blender next to you and drop the item . make sure to rake out the blade before you attempt . turn the blender on when he goes to tell or when he gets close take the cellphone out and have paper of the color of the item or peices of the color in one hand and in the other hand have the cellphone behind your back . say don’t worry i can fix it take both hands together and say ta-daaaaaaa and give the item back gaurranted to annoy your brother ……………….
go in you brothers bed room mess it up when your parents anre gone mess up the hole house and said he had a party
While he is in a room (watching TV is the best) start flipping the light switch and say “ohhhh now i get it”
if your brothers listning to music take his head phones and run
go into your brothers room and eat loads of cookies to make crumy and anoying to sleep in
This joke was funny execpt for the last part
If you have a broken shoe and your brother has a new one, wear his one to school very early and just say you forgot and that it was yours. Do it really often, i tried it and my brother was so dumb he didnt even realise :)
Roald Dahl’s last name is pronouced dall not doll
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