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Submitted by Cecilia G. , Lancaster, Calif.
Hurry, I’d like a trap.
A man comes into a hardware store and says to the salesman, “I would like a trap, and please hurry. I have to catch a bus.”
The salesman says, “I’m sorry, sir. We don’t make them that big.”
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