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Hurry, I’d like a trap.

A man comes into a hardware store and says to the salesman, “I would like a trap, and please hurry. I have to catch a bus.”
The salesman says, “I’m sorry, sir. We don’t make them that big.”


Comments about “Hurry, I’d like a trap.”

  1. Wakatomika says:

    lolz <3 it!!

  2. monkeyfunkey2 says:

    Nice joke.

  3. awesomeness says:

    lol:)

  4. itouch73 says:

    lol i rated it good

  5. tails luver says:

    LOL (laugh out loud)

  6. aura says:

    that means:this is awe-some !

  7. aura says:

    lol lol lol lol !

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