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Three shots in the air


Two inexperienced hunters were hunting in the woods. Before long, they got lost.

“Don’t worry,” said the first hunter. “I heard that if you’re lost, you fire three shots in the air so somebody will hear you.”

They fired three shots in the air and waited. A half-hour later they tried it again, and still no one heard them. Finally, they decided to try it a third time.

“This better work,” said the second hunter. “These are our last arrows.”


Comments about “Three shots in the air”

  1. Starfoxpull says:

    Ha Ha HA

  2. gamer says:

    I agree with sean007.

  3. monkey man says:

    who found the bones

  4. penguin guy says:

    No wonder no one could hear them! They had arrows,not guns!

  5. C.J. says:

    Really funny. That joke is good!

  6. bla bla bla says:

    very, Very, VERY funny

  7. weiner man says:

    nice

  8. martell magicheart says:

    AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. superspiderman says:

    I just thought, I get it! They are like Indians with bows and arrows instead of guns! I first thought it was guns. . .
    :)

  10. superspiderman says:

    I don’t get it

  11. Dernhelm says:

    Very clever

  12. sky_lark says:

    Poor hunters. Good joke though.

  13. bigbrother says:

    that is very funny

  14. smiles says:

    VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. redbirdnut says:

    good! it should be in the top five

  16. pedroisgod says:

    funny! :) :) :D best joke here!

  17. camoboy says:

    AWESOME JOKE!!!!! I LOVE ARCHERY! A GOOD REMINDER TO BRING A GUN.

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