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Three shots in the air

Two inexperienced hunters were hunting in the woods. Before long, they got lost.

“Don’t worry,” said the first hunter. “I heard that if you’re lost, you fire three shots in the air so somebody will hear you.”

They fired three shots in the air and waited. A half-hour later they tried it again, and still no one heard them. Finally, they decided to try it a third time.

“This better work,” said the second hunter. “These are our last arrows.”


Comments about “Three shots in the air”

  1. tyranitar master says:

    i ment boyslife not boyslif

  2. tyranitar master says:

    theres a reson its cald boyslif not girls life

  3. coolguyshaterunescape says:

    funny ill post that on a site

    girls should not be on this site or reading boys life

  4. abdosh says:

    rofl/lol i told it to evry one i know!

    P.S i dont think girls should be on this sight.

  5. froggie256 says:

    why doesn’t this rating system go any higher? i give it a six!

  6. Zezima says:

    nice lol

  7. Cat Lover says:

    Hilarious!

  8. hiohio5 says:

    not very smrt (smart) are they?

  9. hobo bob says:

    i wunder if the’re still out there=0

  10. ♥A Girl On Boy's Life♥ says:

    {l}{a}{u}{g}{h} {o}{u}{t} {l}{o}{u}{d}{!}

    (P.S. Please do not say that girls shouldn’t be on Boy’s Life!)

  11. Atomic says:

    The loudest noise you would get from an arrow would be his buddy’s screams after the arrow comes back down and hits him!

  12. bc redsox says:

    Super Funny 5+

  13. grip says says:

    i agree with Kdog i do not get it

  14. Somebody (Me) says:

    why were they bowhunting??

  15. holy cow says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! That’s really funny!!

  16. hockeyrocks29 says:

    they were hunting with arrows and arrows dont make sound when there shot a gun makes noise when shot thats wat signals other people

  17. Kdog says:

    i dont get it

  18. Stu says:

    LOL Totally Wicked!!

  19. Mr. beans says:

    real smart

  20. the pin says:

    I heard about the thing with the shots, it works, but arrows, now that’s just nuts!

  21. chicchick247 says:

    haha haha ha that is really funny!!! 5 *

  22. tman says:

    its so funny i cant breath i am laughing to hard(just kidding)

  23. Fredddy says:

    Wonder if they hit a bird?

  24. Runner 23 says:

    LOL THAT WAS SOOOOOOOO FUNNY HA HA HA HA HE HO- excuse me

  25. Me says:

    That is one of my faveorite jokes!

  26. thepozzesedmonkey says:

    lol

  27. abdosh says:

    How do they want to br heard with aroows!!!!!!!!???????

  28. UltraLevi says:

    Thats a good one!

  29. matue10 says:

    3 and a half no 4 and a half stars it was ok

  30. Blackshadow101 says:

    i gave it 1 star so old from magazine in june 2001

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