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Three shots in the air

Two inexperienced hunters were hunting in the woods. Before long, they got lost.

“Don’t worry,” said the first hunter. “I heard that if you’re lost, you fire three shots in the air so somebody will hear you.”

They fired three shots in the air and waited. A half-hour later they tried it again, and still no one heard them. Finally, they decided to try it a third time.

“This better work,” said the second hunter. “These are our last arrows.”


Comments about “Three shots in the air”

  1. Mr.Me says:

    yes sir re sounds like me!!! lol :)

  2. The Spartan 72 says:

    ROTFLOL(rolling on the floor laughting outloud) five stars!!!!aND i LOVE archery!!

  3. Aslan Him-self says:

    HAHAHA :-{B

  4. @%$^! says:

    arrows are silent LOL!!!

  5. LatinaBeauty says:

    hehe this was silly I loved it tjough five stars!

  6. asdf says:

    BEUATIFUL! An oldie but a goldie!

  7. b-balla 9 says:

    very funny

  8. ******* says:

    NOW i get it

  9. KatyDid525 says:

    Old but ALWAYS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

  10. dylanj075 says:

    Nice. Awesome Joke.

  11. ******* says:

    dont get it

  12. jakstr says:

    i tink it should be rated 5 ! :0}#^

  13. zatchstar says:

    that is close to those darwin awards

  14. Geo says:

    Lolz. Nothing more, nothing less. Lolz again.

  15. skiracer says:

    those hunters need to go to college

  16. #1 MAN says:

    Pretty funny

  17. Navycoat says:

    Funny

  18. smil says:

    this is my 2 favrtie joke

  19. Fabio says:

    you wnt funy?! check out #3

  20. Yarnguy11 says:

    It’s funny! :-)

  21. squirreldude says:

    atomic is funny!!

  22. bluered says:

    archery rules! but they should have set thier arrows on fire

  23. CARLLAAA says:

    HAHAH LOVE IT MATESSS

  24. Becca says:

    gee thanks

  25. sean007 says:

    ok? becca is kinda scary

  26. me says:

    i agree with abdosh’sp.s

  27. Becca says:

    i luv this joke

  28. Becca says:

    U CANT KICK GIRLS OFF!!! We like this stuff 2 and not all girls ar girly! Besides how would they?? They wouldnt be able to tell who was on the computer!!! SO U CANT KICK US OFF! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  29. Bud Liteyear says:

    Perfect. It has just the right amount of SUPRISE at the punch line. 6 stars.

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