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Goes up and down but never moves.


Jacob: What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
John: What?
Jacob: Stairs!

Submitted by Jacob T. , Dover, Pa.

Comments about “Goes up and down but never moves.”

  1. jesy says:
    October 17, 2011 at 7:48 am

    Terrific!:)

    Reply
  2. Kirby says:
    March 2, 2010 at 5:50 pm

    Awesome

    Reply
  3. pee wee harris says:
    December 15, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    thats an awesome joke

    Reply

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