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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Emma.


Jose: Knock, knock.
Julio: Who’s there?
Jose: Emma.
Julio: Emma, who?
Jose: Emma bit cold out here—will you let me in?

Submitted by Jose F. , Huntington Beach, Calif.

Comments about “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Emma.”

  1. Cam says:
    March 23, 2010 at 5:59 am

    Been there, done that

    Reply

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