A group of friars opened a florist shop to raise money. Everyone liked buying flowers from men of God, and soon a rival florist thought the competition was unfair. The rival florist asked the friars to close down, but they would not. He begged them, but the friars ignored his plea. Running out of options, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest thug in town, to persuade the friars to close. Hugh trashed their store and told them he’d come back if the shop didn’t close. Terrified, they quickly closed their flower business, thereby proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
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Great. Nice Pun.
Best joke I’ve read so far!
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