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Three things you need for survival


A Scoutmaster is teaching his Scouts about wilderness survival. “What are the three most important things to bring with you in case you get lost alone in the woods?” he asks.

The Scouts mention many important things, such as water and matches. Then one little boy in the back eagerly raises his hand.

“Yes, Timmy, what are the three most important things you would bring?” asks the Scoutmaster.

“A compass, food and a deck of cards.”

“Why’s that, Timmy?” the Scoutmaster inquires.

“The compass is to find the right direction, and the food is to sustain you during the rescue.”

“And what about the deck of cards?” asks the Scoutmaster.

“Well, sir, as soon as you start playing solitaire, someone always walks up behind you and says, ‘Put that red nine on that black 10!’” 


Comments about “Three things you need for survival”

  1. me says:

    i don’t get it

  2. bob says:

    He would be rescued if some one came up behind him and said “put the red nine on the black 10″

  3. Derrick, Age 10, Florida says:

    I don’t get it! Would someone please explain to me what I’m missing here! Gave the joke one star, but might change that when I learn the meaning! :(

  4. some-soccer-player says:

    What?? I didn’t get it at all! Can someone please tell me what I’m missing here, because if I’m not missing anything, this is a pretty lame joke! Sorry, but I don’t really like it! :(

  5. popeye says:

    so true

  6. matue10 says:

    it was good but not great or fantastic or something like that

  7. the problem says:

    you have a point there

  8. Blackshadow101 says:

    ok but wat does the cards for?

  9. danan says:

    sidesplitting

  10. ilikepie says:

    not that great, again playing on little kids IQ

  11. Deep Diver says:

    great

  12. the problem says:

    entertaining

  13. Trevty1995 says:

    Its ok not the best thoughe

  14. zeke says:

    sorrry but thatz not the best ive heard but it waz pretty good

  15. coolguyshaterunescape says:

    dont get it

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