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Three men talking about death

Three men are talking about what they want people to say about them after they die.

The first man says, “I want them to say, ‘He was a good man and he did a good job.’ “

The second man says, “I want them to say, ‘He left behind a sweet little boy and a loving wife.’ “

The third man says, “Those are nice, but I want them to say, ‘Look, he’s moving.’ “


Comments about “Three men talking about death”

  1. pengy84 says:

    pretty good… not as good as “I condemn you to death!” on the best jokes list

  2. airforceone says:

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!;p

  3. skiracer says:

    that is funny

  4. yomama says:

    lol dude

  5. Anonymous says:

    Thats really Funny made me laugh

  6. youknowme says:

    i want them to say that 2

  7. Funnyy says:

    This is joke is pretty funny :)

  8. Powershooter says:

    5 stars! It is old, it has been circulating here for a while, and it has been in the magazine, but it still is good :) ;)

  9. Fabio says:

    the guy is loco, Justin.

  10. T man says:

    4 1/2 stars

  11. Stu says:

    5 Stars !!!!!

  12. kakashi says:

    i think the point is that it would make a up stir at the funeral……… if you didnt see it there was a video on yahoo about this

  13. jumpinjokester says:

    If a dead person was moving I wouldn’t say “Look, he’s moving!” I would say AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

  14. keebler elf says:

    that would be weird if a dead guy moved!!!!

  15. ok says:

    he got hit by a bus

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