Three men are talking about what they want people to say about them after they die.
The first man says, “I want them to say, ‘He was a good man and he did a good job.’ “
The second man says, “I want them to say, ‘He left behind a sweet little boy and a loving wife.’ “
The third man says, “Those are nice, but I want them to say, ‘Look, he’s moving.’ “
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this one is ANCIENT
so bad… the living dead isn’t real!!
Read it bfor but still good.
that was funny LOL i think that was the best jke on there besides the one about the wives he he
I would want them to say the same thing! so funny!
not reassuring at all!!!!
Thats funny!
Ya Its pretty funny
Oh!!! Now I know!!!! lol
um… I don’t get it
LOL!!
It was good id really like to move when im dead
If there were more stars, I would give it 1000,000,000
I sort of get it it’s pretty good
I donot git.
lol
I don’t get it.
its a 3 star
i dont get it
LOL
And The punch line is????????????
good but not the best
funny very funny i gave it 5 stars!
Thats funny!
Good joke. I would like to be moving if i was dead too.
rotfl
hehehe
seen that one elsewhere, not original. but still a good joke overall.
that one was good
hi entertaining