Three men are talking about what they want people to say about them after they die.
The first man says, “I want them to say, ‘He was a good man and he did a good job.’ “
The second man says, “I want them to say, ‘He left behind a sweet little boy and a loving wife.’ “
The third man says, “Those are nice, but I want them to say, ‘Look, he’s moving.’ “
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What's going on in this picture? What is this hermit crab doing or thinking?
This is joke is pretty funny
5 stars! It is old, it has been circulating here for a while, and it has been in the magazine, but it still is good
hahaaaa
the guy is loco, Justin.
4 1/2 stars
5 Stars !!!!!
i think the point is that it would make a up stir at the funeral……… if you didnt see it there was a video on yahoo about this
If a dead person was moving I wouldn’t say “Look, he’s moving!” I would say AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
that would be weird if a dead guy moved!!!!
he got hit by a bus
Either this guy doesn’t wanna die or he wants to pull a prank from beyond the grave. Something to consider when it’s almost my time. Anyway, this joke is worth 4 1/2 stars to me.
i don’t get it. 1 star.
Intriguing… I would like somone to say that at my funeral, too. Where can I get someone like that?
Duh, who wouldn’t want to come back to life- no one wants to die! Freaky though!
IM NOT A BOY BUT MY BRO GETS THEM [THE MAGS] AND I WAS SO BOARD I GOT ON.
great one for school
Awsome! i always want a zombei friend! East bay go dum! bay area!
That’s pretty funny.
i saw it in the magazine!
I heard that one differently but it was O.K.
SCARY!!!!!!!
that man is a zombie!!
ok it was ok
zombie-man!
Yeah. The third man has it right. I want people to say that when I die!
Those who don’t get it, he means he doesn’t want to die.
classic but dumb
HUH?
I dont get it, move?
this one is bad