Vampires don’t have any friends

Nathan: Why don’t vampires have any friends?
Greg: I haven’t a clue.
Nathan: Because they’re all pains in the neck!

Comments about “Vampires don’t have any friends”

  1. Nick-Wick says:

    HA HA

  2. Iron Matt says:

    He is awesome!

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