Two snakes are sitting in the garden.
“Are we poisonous?” one asks its friend.
“I don’t know. Why do you ask?” the friend says.
“I just bit my tongue!”
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What's going on in this picture? What is this hermit crab doing or thinking?
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Have I heard this before? Whatever, it’s REALLY funny.