Chris: What do you get when you cross a parrot and an elephant?
Pedro: Beats me.
Chris: Something a pirate doesn’t want sitting on his shoulder!
Boys' Life will send you this Collector Edition patch and your choice of $2 ($10 for Pedro's Pick), a Scout "Handbook" or a "Fieldbook" for each joke of yours we publish in the printed magazine.
What's going on in this picture? What is this hermit crab doing or thinking?
