A young boy goes to see the doctor. He’s got a pea in one nostril, a grape in the other and a string bean stuck in his ear. He says to the doctor, “I don’t feel good.”
The doctor replies, “The problem is clear to me. You’re not eating right!”
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What's going on in this picture? What is this hermit crab doing or thinking?
