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Pirates can’t learn the alphabet.

Jim: Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet?
Bo: I haven’t a clue.
Jim: Because they spend years at “C”!

Submitted by Sailesh K. , Bernardsville, N.J.

Comments about “Pirates can’t learn the alphabet.”

  1. The Man with the Banjo says:
    September 3, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    what about A and B? ;)
    Love it.

    Reply

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