Son: I found a dead bird while I was mowing the lawn.
Dad: Where is it?
Son: It’s on the lawn.
Dad: Can you be more specific?
Son: No.
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What's going on in this picture? What is this dog doing or thinking?
the bird is all over the lawn. it got chopped up by the lawn mower
i don’t get it
don’t like it
what?
awsome joke :O