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“The early bird gets the worm”

People say: “The early bird gets the worm.”

Hint to worms: Sleep in.

Submitted by Nick G. , New Castle, Ind.

Comments about ““The early bird gets the worm””

  1. Da Boss says:
    August 7, 2007 at 9:43 am

    i have heard this joke sooo many times 8-)

    Reply

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