Sunday school teacher: Tell me, Johnny. Do you say prayers before eating?
Johnny: No, ma’am, I don’t have to. My mom’s a good cook.
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I WOOD GIVE A HUNDRED STARS IF I COULD
GET MY PUN HA HA HA HA HA ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
I have the opposite feeling than you, Johnny!
that one is funny
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:)
My moms a good cook too
HA HA HA HA! I would give it 10 stars if I could!
what a weird mind
No lol for you, but 5 stars anyway…
5 STARS!!!! This is funny!
funny,but say your prayers!
I say mine!
LOL, but say your prayers!!!