Sunday school teacher: Tell me, Johnny. Do you say prayers before eating?
Johnny: No, ma’am, I don’t have to. My mom’s a good cook.
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I WOOD GIVE A HUNDRED STARS IF I COULD
GET MY PUN HA HA HA HA HA ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
I have the opposite feeling than you, Johnny!
that one is funny
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:)
My moms a good cook too
HA HA HA HA! I would give it 10 stars if I could!
what a weird mind
No lol for you, but 5 stars anyway…
5 STARS!!!! This is funny!
funny,but say your prayers!
I say mine!
LOL, but say your prayers!!!
Not too shabby.
In that case, everybody would be earnestly praying that the food would be decent!
I say prayers!!
5 stars
HA HA (-: But still say your prayers.
Make shure you say your prayres.
Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!! (: (: (: (: (:
My brother is on X box live on his 360 (cool) when i told it to him. He was chating with his friends, so he told it to all of them. THE JOKE GOES ON!!!!
my dad is a good cook
Saying your prayers is before you go to bed.before you eat,its a blessing.Funny though.
i do anyway. you never know…….
LOL
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I say prayers before eating!
FUNNY FUNNY FUNNNNNNNYYYYYY lol
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
GOOD ONE ^.^
lol, I dont pray my moms a good cook
AWESOME DUDE
Rofl
ROFL
FUNNY!!!!!!!!
cool
Funny……….
lol
lol
I DONT GET IT!
Awesome joke!
GLOOD JOB! 5 stars!!!!!!
good joke
Wish I could say the same for my mother’s cooking…
Funny!