Three boys went into a candy store. “I want 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans,” the first boy said to the store owner.
The man frowned because the jellybeans were on the top shelf in the store. He didn’t like climbing up there to sell 2 cents’ worth for jellybeans. But he did it. When he came down, he put away the ladder and turned to the second boy.
“What would you like?” he asked.
“I’ll have 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans, too” said the second boy.
Annoyed, the man got the ladder and climbed up to get the jellybeans. When he was up there he turned to the third boy. “You don’t want 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans, do you?” he asked.
“No sir,” answered the third boy. So the man climbed down and put away the ladder.
“Now what do you want?” the man asked the boy.
I’ll have a nickel’s worth of jellybeans. Please,” the boy replied.
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Why does that always happen
thats funny
he must have been exhausted if that continued throughout the day!
Arugh!
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That is a funny joke! I told it to my mom and she loved it!
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That’s awesome! If I were the guy, I would be like “Uh!” and pass out
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hey that is ultra unnyfay dude (unnyfay = funny in pig latin) you rule. I like how the guy at the counter must get so annoyed with having to go up there several times because the 3rd kid makes him go down again
They must be in the 1900′s
ya i like that one
Now thats funny
lol
that kid is fresh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ya! funny mon’!!!
I wouldn’t give him any candy (besides I guess they aren’t rich I mean you can’t even get 1 jellybeen with a nickel let alone 2 pennies)
That is awesome!