Three boys went into a candy store. “I want 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans,” the first boy said to the store owner.
The man frowned because the jellybeans were on the top shelf in the store. He didn’t like climbing up there to sell 2 cents’ worth for jellybeans. But he did it. When he came down, he put away the ladder and turned to the second boy.
“What would you like?” he asked.
“I’ll have 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans, too” said the second boy.
Annoyed, the man got the ladder and climbed up to get the jellybeans. When he was up there he turned to the third boy. “You don’t want 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans, do you?” he asked.
“No sir,” answered the third boy. So the man climbed down and put away the ladder.
“Now what do you want?” the man asked the boy.
I’ll have a nickel’s worth of jellybeans. Please,” the boy replied.
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What's going on in this picture? What is this hermit crab doing or thinking?
If the jelly beans are that popular, he needs to move them.
heard it before, but HILARIOUS all the same
that was pretty funny
pretty good
hehehe VERY funny!
order em together
wat if dere were 4 boys
only a 4
bad kids
I like it. I think it’s pretty original.
if i was the candy man id strangle the kids
Nice joke
Those guys must be really annoying! REALLY COOL JOKE!
I don’t get it, but it is still funny.
hehehehehe
candy man that has got to hurt
veddy veddy funny. I just hope no one comes in that wants a dime’s worth of jellybeans.
yeah,sorry bout that candy dude
ooooo boy that kid is in trouble
I get it.
me to
I agree with dinodude
predictable
That is FUNNY.
I also think he would have been mad too
Har-de-har-har